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  1. "The anus is unremarkable".

    Ok, so what anus is considered remarkable?
  2. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    One where you can erase the first mark and put another one
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    hts knows all about that test
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  4. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "The anus is unremarkable".

    Ok, so what anus is considered remarkable?

    read mr.hands report
  5. "After examining the anus, I found it remarkable. Instead of the standard ridged starfish pattern, I discovered a totally smooth ring, without blemish!"
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  6. Kafka sweaty
    Just went back to my old community and there were four people I knew and one claimed we were friends. It's been a year, guess I'll never be forgotten and that's where I'm gonna hang tonight.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka Just went back to my old community and there were four people I knew and one claimed we were friends. It's been a year, guess I'll never be forgotten and that's where I'm gonna hang tonight.

    When you do tie it tight and make sure you'll be alone for an hour at least.
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    How badly Bradley wants Kafka.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    i did for a lil bit but after a few minutes of getting to know her, I became gay. Kafka gave me the gay, y'all.
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  10. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra hts knows all about that test

    He only paid attention to the highlights
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    lol ^
  12. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    bradley you would like hanging out in lodz with me. id meet you to the right type of crowd and wed kick it at the pubme and star trek hung out at and do drugs in the bathroom and tlak to ukrainian chicks and junbkies trying to get a quick fix for free knowing i got good access now to shit anytime i want.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Yes. Your mother and I discussed that earlier and I agreed on a couple ideas but I told her she has to fuck dogs and do stuff like in FacialAbuse.com and she said she'd rather come to America, except without you this time.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Which makes sense if I was looking for a strong male role model for my son with a large penis, I wouldn't want that weirdo pedophile hanging around either.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    i have the large penis not the pedophilic son btw*
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    She wants me to piss in her mouth while I masturbate and not in the shower, she wants me to do it on your bed in Lodz. I said wow that's freaky, my plane departs in two weeks (the fastest we could get an economic flight so we have more money for Lube and methylone when I get there)
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I told her I work for a company specializing in old people having sex with animals and being facially abused by young men.

    Like Mother like Son, she was very much interested.

    WHen I get there, you're fuckin done with the unmonitored computer use and no more trips to the dog park when you're trying to get laid.
  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    bradley be honest. most of your exes or flings were also fucking dogs and they had no accress to dogs so you were the last resort.
  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    bradley you were the one who said that young women liked the fact she was on facial abuse not me. i disagreed with you bro and think street hooking is an even better options. but hey thats just my opinion bro. dont get mad at me for it.
  20. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Bradley i have the large penis not the pedophilic son btw*

    you mean you have a pedophilic style of a penis. Gotchya bro. not everyone can compete.
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