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    Kafka sweaty
    I'm thinking of doing a gf ASMR for lonely guys bcus money and may nap someone, acc that's the main reason. Does anyone have suggestions? It will be on YT so it will be tame and voice only. What do you wish girls would say to you?
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    Bradley Black Hole
    Lol you can barely speak english clear enough for anyone to understand that isn't from Ireland.
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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    idk why but just hearing ASMR fills me with a seething rage. It's psychotic and I don't understand why I can't just ignore it and not care

    but I had earphones on and an ASMR ad came on, I literally ripped them out in a fit of rage like WTF THAT SHGOULD BE ILLEGAL ILL FUCKING MURDER THAT WHORE

    idk just someone whispering into a microphone fills me with a blind rage. And people get off to this???!
    I just ignore that entire universe and don't understand the appeal or anything like that, maybe it's a symptom of society brainwash

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    not an sg fred
    keep it homosexual during pride month thanks - management

    Originally posted by Bradley Lol you can barely speak english clear enough for anyone to understand that isn't from Ireland.

    I bet anything I could understand her perfectly fine as I am not so proud member of the commonwealth aka the common poverty. Brits on the other hand need to all suicide... wait isn't north ireland??? ahh fuck it
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    The cries and screams of 16yr old autistic kids as they kill themselves.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Incessant African Astronaut
    What do you mean suggestions you just flirt with and talk to the camera like its a guy? Lol

    You're not going to make shit on YouTube especially only doing tame stuff. You might as well make an OF befire ai ruins that industry. All the creators know the big money is in Snapchat and Snapchat shows rn. Ticktock isn't the it place and YouTube hasn't been the move for like 5 years


    You have to be hella hot to make a ton of gifts without taking your clothes off.

    I find men like my "I'm falling asleep" lives most. Some apps won't let you actually sleep on live they will end the stream if your eyes aren't open. So I pretend and I alost fall asleep but then my eyes flutter open I look confused rub my eyes snd then read some comments. Other than that I've gotten the best results just dressing up in something cute and a wig playing video games in the middle of the night when thr othrr side of the world is awake. One of my regulars said once "remember when we cuddled the other night?" And I was like huh and then I realized he felt like the stream was a real gf like experience. They usually wsnt the gf stuff more thhs the raunchy stuff which is hilarious.

    Obviously foot stuff is the easiest but you have to have cute small feet.
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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm thinking of doing a gf ASMR for lonely guys bcus money and may nap someone, acc that's the main reason. Does anyone have suggestions? It will be on YT so it will be tame and voice only. What do you wish girls would say to you?

    Yeah despite my dislike of it the industry is fricking yuuuge and those girls make DA BIG BUCKS
    there are the mics you can lick and suck like a whore to make mouth sex sounds and they do that for 16 year olds on twitch and don't get banned
    and the kike rubs his hands and laughs

    Originally posted by Kafka What do you wish girls would say to you?

    "pass the cocaine gamer, lets get it"
    while this is playing in the background.

    Literally just saying mindless stuff like "wow, you're pretty cute when you're stoned" or uh "you haven't showered in a week and I think its HAWT RAWR" with this playing in the back or some kinda real gamer sounds. I would masturbate to that

    hmu if you need an editor or investor WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS
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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The cries and screams of 16yr old autistic kids as they kill themselves.

    this LITERALLY THIS

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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    RIP goujon, you were a real gamer

    after fit minecraft found his stash he kileld hsimself with a end crystal withher tnt pvp grief lmrao



    this thread belongs in moving pictures
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm thinking of doing a gf ASMR for lonely guys bcus money and may nap someone, acc that's the main reason. Does anyone have suggestions? It will be on YT so it will be tame and voice only. What do you wish girls would say to you?

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    Originally posted by Kafka What do you wish girls would say to you?


    "Blumpkin Sir?"
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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]



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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    I actually had the idea of making these, idk when, maybe I wrote it down somewhere here, that would be cool because I don't remember any of my ideas for meme asmrs


    if you think i'm a retard (not saying i'm not) check the views these video probably generate hundreds per month in passive ad revenue, pretty sure most of them are over 50k views at least. The totem one which is VERY niche thats still 45k views which honestly is shocking to me it gets that many but crystal pvp is bigger than just the section minecraft community of hackers and griefer trolls i'm in, the world is bigger than any of us can truly comprehend

    if you think you know everything about everything think again fungayzi because I learn new stuff every day
    just saying
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    I had an asmr channel. It makes no money unless you have >20k subs or direct sponsorships.

    If its about money and you dont have a terrible voice, you can pretty easily get work reading audio erotica n shit. I did selections from a court of thorns and roses.
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    Incessant African Astronaut
    When?
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    kyli0x Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm thinking of doing a gf ASMR for lonely guys bcus money and may nap someone, acc that's the main reason. Does anyone have suggestions? It will be on YT so it will be tame and voice only. What do you wish girls would say to you?

    stop caring about lonely guys and just find a irl dude that isnt broke
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    Kafka sweaty
    I'll think about marriage when I'm an expat.
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