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  1. blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka Watching Perfect Blue for the second time. Ik what's going on but still don't know what's going on.

    Didn't you want me to pump my seed inside you and make a generation you can be proud of?

    First you have to use some nair though. I'm not down with fucking Winnie the Pooh bear
  2. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by blob6106 Didn't you want me to pump my seed inside you and make a generation you can be proud of?

    First you have to use some nair though. I'm not down with fucking Winnie the Pooh bear

    lol keep dreaming, i'm sure you had enough chances in life to not be at that stage of your life at this point in time, of all the places in the world.

    You might have better luck with a homeless prostitute a real fixer upper it would be cheaper than a flight at least
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Listening to Megadeth
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Laying in bed getting high, about to go cook blueberry pancakes
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Kafka sweaty
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Defecating
  8. Kafka sweaty
    I'm wrecked, sitting on the grass while food is cooking, then I'll shower and go to bed.
  9. Originally posted by WellHung Listening to Megadeth

  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to make breakfast ❤️
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by CandyRein About to make breakfast ❤️

    Now I miss when I could get Gregg's and McDonald's breakfast delivered
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    home fur lunch and when my phone is charged I'll go back to work
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    home fur lunch and when my phone is charged I'll go back to work
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Leaving the Casino on the way to the Buffett…found out you don’t have to cash your tickets in for over 100 days so imma just keep stacking them for a big payday ❤️
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    finished workin 4 tha day,, came home and cooked a steak and a potato,, bout to crash out cuz I gotta be up at 3:30 am to be at work by 4:15 so I can get a bunch of painting done before the contractor shows up
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
  17. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    tfw you hire a skitzophrenic crack head for a simple job and it ends up costing you more than if you did it yourself :skull:

  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    FUCK!
    Imawake, ontime
  19. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]

  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    home for brunch,, bacon and eggs
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