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  1. #1
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Who's dead and which of you faggots still alive now?


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  2. #2
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    well, i finally figured out why your name is NARCassist
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    You ever heard of the concept "tongue in cheek"?


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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    btw, how many years did it take you to get it?


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  5. #5
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    The POLECAT LIVES 4 EVER!!
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    oh oh im a nigge im gonna tel, the polic oh oh rucm u nigger
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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by Wariat oh oh im a nigge im gonna tel, the polic oh oh rucm u nigger
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    Originally posted by Narc You ever heard of the concept "tongue in cheek"?


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    your tongue.

    my cheek.
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc btw, how many years did it take you to get it?


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    starting from when. im still not exactly sure i do 100%. people say things but i think theyre all lying (they are).

    oh wait but specifically about your name....i realized that just a couple months ago
  10. #10
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    it made me a lil sad because i remember you being like 50 and banging some 22 year old and i was like "oh i can just keep doing this til im at least his age then" at one point lmao. but nope turns out everyone only wanted to bang me so they could set me up for some bullshit down the road. maybe the secret to success lies in obtaining success itself because then that makes people want to get in ur life and tear it down. then you use the fact that they want to destroy you in order to try to make them think that if they sleep with you or give you food or drugs or whatever youll let them in
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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your tongue.

    my cheek.

    bend over and bleat for me i'll show you all the different cuts of lamb
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    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg bend over and bleat for me i'll show you all the different cuts of lamb

    take a number
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm doing ok i guess
  14. #14
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    everyone on earth got bodysnatched except for me actually
  15. #15
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    everyones after my dick call it wangstalking
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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by Narc Who's dead and which of you faggots still alive now?

    My erection maintained by fapping to the thought of your decaying corpse is ruined because apparently you still are

    you missed exactly one shearing, now bend over and bleat for me you simpering quim

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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    dog walking lugi hocking constantly mocking whos that knocking?
    its the police they heard i was ready to be fleeced but they wrong so go write another song
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    My pronouns are snitch and grass


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  19. #19
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    ur pronouns are faggot and stalker
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    your pronounces are bent, crooked and deformed.
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