movie was unironically about gay aliens rescuing the men of earth from terrible women, welcoming them into the golden era of the gaynigger intergalactic alliance and offering them the sacred gaynigger seed
Originally posted by aldra
movie was unironically about gay aliens rescuing the men of earth from terrible women, welcoming them into the golden era of the gaynigger intergalactic alliance and offering them the sacred gaynigger seed
prophetic
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Originally posted by Kafka
Ig it depends on how the worst people here vote.
I can skew the poll in any way you want
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for the right price of course
Originally posted by POLECAT
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what the fuck lala
Originally posted by Grylls
Lol @ all the alt account votes 🤣
lmrao
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Bend over and I'll show you a safe space
Originally posted by Kafka
Should we have a safe space thread? No trolling/attacking users. Do you want some order here? Also discuss what topic the thread would be.
HOLD STILL bend over , stop squirming while I tie your legs together with this rope be a good sheep and *bleat* for me This is now a safe space
Close your eyes and listen to this relaxing sheep music, imagine a large grassy field and a bow peep ringing a bell so you can get your wet nurse and oats, Bleating and babbling and hopelessly passing your time in the grassland away. 👨🌾 maketh me to hang on hooks in high places 👨🌾 converteth me to lamb cutlets For lo, 👨🌾 hath great power, and great hunger, When cometh the day we lowly ones ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ╮ 🐑𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓽*🐑*𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓽*🐑*𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓽*🐑 ( Ꮚ ´ ꒳ ` Ꮚ 🐑𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓽*🐑*𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓽*🐑*𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓽*🐑 ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯ 🐑𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓽*🐑*𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓽*🐑*𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓽*🐑
imagine the sheep are clouds
NOW Listen up, you dim-witted SHEEP! To be a SHEEP, you need to find a comfortable spot to sit or stand.
Now, imagine you're a silly animal like a sheep and crouch down a bit, bend over like a sheep grazing in a meadow.
Now, take a deep breath and stop moving around so much, while I jam a COCK IN YOUR ASS , When you're done, stand up like a sheep getting off the ground, and you're all set! It's not rocket science, so don't screw it up! 🖕👨🌾🌈ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ🌈૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა♡💕꒰˶˘ ³˘꒰⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆꒱!♡ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ🌈🐏🖕👨🌾🌈ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ🌈૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა♡💕꒰˶˘ ³˘꒰⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆꒱!♡ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ🌈🐏🖕👨🌾🌈ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ🌈૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა♡💕꒰˶˘ ³˘꒰⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆꒱!♡ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ🌈🐏🖕👨🌾🌈ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ🌈૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა♡💕꒰˶˘ ³˘꒰⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆꒱!♡ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⣀⣴⡿⠿⢿⣦⡀⢀⣴⡿⠿⠿⢷⣄⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣦⡾⠟⠋⠻⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⡶⠾⠿⢶⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⣗⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⡴⠶⠒⠒⠲⢦⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡿⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠉⠉⢿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣤⡞⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡈⢙⣷⣴⡶⠶⠶⠿⢷⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣶⣿⡋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢷⣄⢀⣤⡶⠞⠋⠉⠉⠙⠛⠲⢦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⡿⠷⠶⣶⣄⠀⠀ ⠀⠙⠿⢦⣤⡴⠾⠋⠁⣰⣿⣿⠟⠛⠛⠿⣦⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠿⣿⡁⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⢟⢸⡇⠀⡀⣤⣄⣹⡿⠯⠁⠀⠈⠻⣦⣸⣿⠛⠛⠻⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡟⠀⠸⣷⣄⠀⢟⣇⣿⡇⣾⣷⠀⠀⠀⢸⡟⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠻⠿⣷⣆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡟⠐⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠉⠸⣧⣈⠁⠀⠀⣠⡾⠃⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠓⠒⠚⠋⠀⢀⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⡾⠟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣯⡥⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡄⠀⣿⡟⠀⣴⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣶⡿⠆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣆⠊⠁⠀⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠹⣿⡉⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⢾⣿⣯⣥⡤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣹⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠻⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"NIGGER" ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠻⣷⣤⣴⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⢀⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡁⠀⢀⣴⣶⠀⠀⠀⢠⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣶⡾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡟⠻⡿⢻⣿⣿⡀⢀⣴⣿⣇⠀⢀⣾⣿⣶⣤⣤⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡟⣇⠀⣇⢸⡇⠉⠙⠛⠉⠘⠛⠿⠛⠋⠀⠉⠉⠉⢹⣯⣷⠀⢻⡘⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢻⠀⣿⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⣿⣿⡆⠸⡇⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣿⢸⡇⢹⠸⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡶⣟⣫⣼⠟⠃⠀⣷⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣟⣫⣴⠾⠟⠁⢸⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡠⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⢿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⠾⠟⣋⣤⡾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⡴⠶⠋⣡⣼⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠿⠶⠶⠚⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣷⠶⠚⠚⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Originally posted by aldra
if you have something worthwhile to post you can put it in a topical forum where you can report posts that go too far off topic
I dont expect lanny to slap fralalas ass and tell her to clean the fucking forum for once and do her god damn job she's almost a better "lanny" than lanny is at being a fat useless lazy retard, a match made in heaven truly. Two retards that sit there giggling at kafkas cringe private messages and have completely given up on us. I'm still not going to ruin their nice date night because Leonardo is shouting in italian because his phone keeps pinging every time one of the dime a dozen no life retards here decides to take a hot steaming shit all over the forum
Originally posted by Haxxor
Lol, right….time lapse mind melted away
If it weren’t for all his alts comments his threads would die in the Wariat thread graveyard where the crap threads go to die.
I believe it's called the mongolvoid and no, I don't post all my threads in sg like wariat, kafka and every other mouth breaking fucktard here does. Nobody even posts threads, they just post diary updates and fling shit
Lannyism states that we must err on doing nothing. So everyone shut up, bend over and put your legs and arms in the air, stay as still as possible as I go around one by one trying you all up. The vermouth enema comes later
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