2023-06-02 at 3:15 PM UTC
Have you ever dared to do the unthinkable?
Meet someone in real life?
How would having a single real life friend change your perspective?
Directed at Speedy Parker, Wariat, RipTotse, Cocknose Hikkimori, and Ratface except Scron has a boyfriend so he has more than the rest of you combined in 1 friend.
It's 1111 on Friday and I'm already drunk as fuck and my roommate is in jail on 2 felonies and a misdimeanor for domestic violance charges and wrongful imprisonment because he called 911 when i moved his laptop the night before and didn't remember it was on the chair's seat that was pushed instead of where it ALWAYS is on the dining room table. It was on the chair's seat and he freaked out at 4am, destroyed our house, called 911 blocked me from leaving while calling them and then hit me infront of the police. So his bail is 11,500 and I have about tree fiddy
i did do this
nmate:
Number:
Amount: 69.69
Sender:
FREE MY DADDY LOCKED UP IN THE DOG POUND
Status: Received
IMagine getting a receipt like that your first itme in jail at 61 on major felony charges for attacking ur roommate
o and the police found the laptop as soon as a sober person looked under teh table, it was still plugged in...
THe saga continues!
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2023-06-02 at 3:39 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
so you bailed him out? also how ws his reaction to seeing you or going back to his pad are you on good terms now? like were you not afraid he'd try to kill you if u bailed him?
2023-06-02 at 3:42 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
pretty sure that's $69 on commissary not $11,500 on bail
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2023-06-02 at 3:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
Have you ever dared to do the unthinkable?
Meet someone in real life?
Um everyday... I just met a guy delivering 3 pallets of shit from Tawian to us.
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2023-06-02 at 4:56 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
hell yah Bradley's drinking again boys!
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2023-06-02 at 5:03 PM UTC
Why'd you waste money on a guy like that?
2023-06-02 at 5:22 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
how dare you tell drunk Bradley what to spend his money on
we all work hard to make sure he has enough money every month to be able to drink steel reserves and send 61 yr old men $69.69 in commissary money
Bradley on alcohol is a patron Saint of nis
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2023-06-02 at 5:40 PM UTC
he relapsed!!!! a re-tarded lapse in judgement
What a pussy. I don't relapse I just start drinking again
loser mentality > winner mentality
2023-06-02 at 5:44 PM UTC
Prolapse next time nigga.
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2023-06-02 at 8:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
pretty sure that's $69 on commissary not $11,500 on bail
$69.69*
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2023-06-03 at 1:34 AM UTC
according to my star chart and mystic cosmology calendar , bradley should be laying face down, dead, in a puddle of his own puke and piss right now after smoking a "bowl" of mid-grade marijuana and tobacco out of a makeshift soda can pipe while very intoxicated in the middle of the afternoon bradley suffered a coughing fit that ended with him red in the face on his side gasping for air on the floor while the Ramones "Beat on the Brat" played on repeat
and he fell against his door so no matter how much his mom tries to open it to check on him he is leaned against it making it seem like its locked or jammed or something
she doesnt think much ofit though just bradley having another wild friday night on check day
but lttle does she know tomorrow morning she will go to bring bradley pancakes only to find her only child dead from a combination of prescription pills, alcohol, tobacco and various other substances
2023-06-03 at 9:26 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Bradley is more skilled than that. that's something a noob would do not our patron Saint of alcohol Bradley
2023-06-03 at 11:17 AM UTC
Bradley B is a fucking drunk and he always will be
2023-06-03 at 11:37 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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2023-06-03 at 11:43 AM UTC
If drinking Steel Reserve was a paying job, Brad would be a millionaire
2023-06-03 at 2:05 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
That's a pretty sweet deal, so does his housing voucher get automatically deposited so you can stay there forever? Sounds like a win win situation papi
2023-06-03 at 5:24 PM UTC
morning folks no i dind' tbail fhim out he got a justice program he can't contact me or come within 500 feet of our spidaweb till monday morning when i go tot he public defenders office
