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When is the time to build the ark?

  1. #1
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I think it's pretty time that we start building the ark for all of totseans...

    As the top totsean of all time and the fact that I own an air fryer oven I think it goes without saying that I shall be the captain...

    I'll let the rest of you scruffy reprobates fight over what rank you all are going to be.

    Well meet at the KFC, hanley, stoke on trent on the 31st of October

    Peace out.
  2. #2
    Any room for DHers?
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'm not getting on your gay boat
  4. #4
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    the world was supposed to be destroyed by fire the next time. That said don’t build your arc out of wood.
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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    i'll bring the BEEEEEER
  6. #6
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    The boat is gonna be made out of oldcans of tyson furys energy drinks and run on nic saltnvape liquid so we're covered on that base,

    I hear bud light is all the rage at the moment so that'll be all we're drinking on this trip...
  7. #7
    cigreting Dark Matter
    il dril glorie holes n ur boat fagit
  8. #8
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by cigreting il dril glorie holes n ur boat fagit

    I already paid ur gransmama to do that bastardd
  9. #9
    Originally posted by UNSUB the world was supposed to be destroyed by fire the next time. That said don’t build your arc out of wood.

    That sucks, fire is a hell of a way to die, drowning is comparatively painless. Doesn't seem fair that we have to die by pretty much the most painful way possible when those in the past just breathed a few lung fulls of water.
  10. #10
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That sucks, fire is a hell of a way to die, drowning is comparatively painless. Doesn't seem fair that we have to die by pretty much the most painful way possible when those in the past just breathed a few lung fulls of water.

    God don't care about your pain little human.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by jerryb God don't care about your pain little human.

    Wow, he seems like a nice guy then...
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