Hijacking The Self-Checkout

1. 2023-05-30 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]

   Originally posted by Haxxor Actually the bar codes on food in the market aren’t peel off fool

   
   the ones on the turkeys are sometimes if the freezer is cold enough you gotta work the stickers a lil bit
   
   I have had many a good thanksgiving from this scam, they had to invest in stickier stickers to prevent people doing this. It's probably a lot harder nowadays (I don't buy a lot of poultry so Idk)
   
   I would more likely just yoink the bird and run out with it than try to fuck around with stickers anyways
   
   
2. 2023-05-30 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #22
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   When I was a keeyid I had to have the electronics dork open the locked video game case, now I have to have them come unlock the deodorant shelf for a 6 dollar can.
   
   Honestly none of it really makes any sense if I have to have a personal assistant follow me to open all the boxes
3. 2023-05-30 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #23
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson To get all angles dumbo so you can't block it…

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The problem here is there are 6 cameras watching your every move at the self checkout…

   
   goal post medivaced.
   
   
4. 2023-05-30 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Migh Houston

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They are watching what you scan and the contents of your cart…if things don't match up you get stopped at the exit by the retarded greeter.

   
   Only at Walmart. I almost never go to Walmart.
5. 2023-06-10 at 11:22 PM UTC

   #25
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   What about accessing other payment systems in other ways?
   
   Like hacking their wifi network and accessing their registers to do other transactions?
   
   Anyone consider this?
6. 2023-06-10 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #26
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Dewclaw the shelf checkout as you're own country and wall it off with boards of a pallet aka a shanty and defend you're nation with you're life
   
   Make sure you wrote you're own constitution and Creed of coats so it's official
7. 2023-06-11 at 1:49 AM UTC

   #27
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   im just gonna go to the self checkout and check out hella slow and clog that shit up