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I just tlaked up this ukrainian chick just now

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I wonde rhow old she is. I jsut cat called het and she was hella down interested from the outside area of the bar me and star trek hung out at:

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    So what happened?
  3. #3
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    shes 17 were talking on instagram.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    but i told her the truth im 38 but look 28 waiting for reaction. shes silent.
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    dude you tell her that AFTER she's licked your ass.
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    Originally posted by Wariat but i told her the truth im 38 but look 28 waiting for reaction. shes silent.

    who told you you look 28.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    some people tell me that like star trek.
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    You've been 38 for like 2 years now haven't you?
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    if i quit dirnking id look hella young and i notied when i have like a fade or short hair i can pass for 26 but only if i havent drank for like a week which never happens. also if i go to the sun like a vacation to italy and come back i look good and get looks for a week then the dirnking commences.
  10. #10
    I can pass for 25 if she's got cataracts.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Wariat some people tell me that like star trek.

    star trek thinks his 40 year old girlfriend is 31.

    hes not a credible estimater of age.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I can pass for 25 if she's got cataracts.

    you can even pass for a prince if shes a downy,
  13. #13
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol shes not tlaking now after finding out im 38. i thought for ukrainian chicks thats no big deal like age difference and sex for money and shit?
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    Originally posted by Wariat lol shes not tlaking now after finding out im 38. i thought for ukrainian chicks thats no big deal like age difference and sex for money and shit?

    You need to learn to stop sharing so much until after you've had her lips on your bunghole.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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