2023-05-30 at 5:31 AM UTC
*closes one eye*
EYE I REMEMBER YOU WOULD TOUCH YOUR FACE AND AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS
from the hand sanitizer aka loob
eveyone loob up and stick your hands down your pants DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING just fondle your balls while you shop and make sure to squirt spermicide loob all over you every 5 minutes
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2023-05-30 at 6:22 AM UTC
The gloryhole between married couples thing brings back a smile.
2023-05-30 at 10:36 AM UTC
Remember how everyone who didn't get the vaccine died?
No, me neither.
2023-05-30 at 10:39 AM UTC
The people who make up the numbers for COVID deaths are the same people who come up with numbers for the Holocaust. Both bullshit.
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2023-05-30 at 11:20 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I didnt mask or wash my hands for over 2 years,, because THE POLECAT LIVES 4EVAAAAAAAAA
2023-05-30 at 1:19 PM UTC
remember when it ate your ass and killed your mom
2023-05-30 at 1:21 PM UTC
A lot of non-vaxxer's grannies died.