2023-05-23 at 6:37 PM UTC
I'm going to clean the place out on the second day i work the overnight shift by myself.
2023-05-23 at 6:38 PM UTC
Might just wait till a Friday Night and stage an arm robbery and then tell them I don't feel comfortable working in such an environment and having my life threatened at gun point for a couple thousand dollars when I'm only getting 16/hr.
2023-05-23 at 7:30 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Which exact convinenence store your friend work at?
My friend needs to know.
2023-05-27 at 4:59 PM UTC
it's a lil mom and pop corner store. Owned by a bunch of Pakistani Muslims, they like that I can speak jiggaboo to our customer base which is mostly black at night.
2023-05-27 at 5:01 PM UTC
I also don't give a fuck and kinda talk down to people when they ask for credit, I also let the scary ones steal Arizonas and Pepsis cuz I'm sure as fuck not going to leave the protection of the bullet proof glass to rescue a 1$ drink when I can see a pistol in his waistband. So they like me. Also they said I can drink there as long as I pay for the beer and don't start till I'm halfway through the shift. I'm like god damn this aint too bad of a gig. They keep calling me by a name that I'm not familiar with which IDK if they caught onto that but they have to like yell the name at me before I realize o ya dats me
2023-05-27 at 5:10 PM UTC
Iz this a weekend at Bernie’s kind of sitz
2023-05-27 at 5:34 PM UTC
^not sure what the fuck that means.
2023-05-27 at 5:46 PM UTC
1. Apply for job.
2. Use dead friend's name and resume
3. Receive glittering prizes.
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2023-05-27 at 6:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
Might just wait till a Friday Night and stage an arm robbery and then tell them I don't feel comfortable working in such an environment and having my life threatened at gun point for a couple thousand dollars when I'm only getting 16/hr.
I've always said, places where you work alone at night you can easily get a friend in all black with a ski mask to come in with a gun and you split the cash. Have your friend rough you up a bit or tie you up to make it look legit.
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2023-05-27 at 6:45 PM UTC
A local convenience store here has like one 65 year old lady working at night, you could rob the place blind of merchandise and no one would notice
2023-05-27 at 6:47 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
Have your friend rough you up a bit or tie you up to make it look legit.
then he'd have to explain why he has an erection while the cops take his statement
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2023-05-27 at 7:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rape Monster
I've always said, places where you work alone at night you can easily get a friend in all black with a ski mask to come in with a gun and you split the cash. Have your friend rough you up a bit or tie you up to make it look legit.
Better yet have the friend shoot out one of your eyes then you won’t be expected to ID him.
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2023-05-29 at 4:02 PM UTC
I've beat up bears, crocodiles, tigers, lions, sharks, rhinos and gorillas. I even bested a large hippo once.
2023-05-29 at 4:37 PM UTC
Don't talk about your ex girlfriend like that, bro.
