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1. 2023-05-26 at 9:52 PM UTC

   #1
   Kafka sweaty
   This blocked girl came up to us and just talked about how she shits and vomits at the same time for five whole minutes
2. 2023-05-26 at 9:55 PM UTC

   #2
   Kafka sweaty
   "If anyone tells yis they haven't shit themselves since they were in nappies they're a LIAR! I do it all the time"
3. 2023-05-26 at 10 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
   a girl made from blocks
4. 2023-05-26 at 10:02 PM UTC

   #4
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Lavender Squad a girl made from blocks

   
   Are you okay did you get food?
5. 2023-05-26 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   Have you ever shit yourself Kafka?
6. 2023-05-26 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #6
   Kafka sweaty
   Not outside a bathroom
7. 2023-05-26 at 10:51 PM UTC

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   Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]

   Originally posted by Kafka Are you okay did you get food?

   
   NEVER LEAVES A GAPE
   
   UNFILLED
   
   
8. 2023-05-26 at 11:07 PM UTC

   #8
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   I juice my shorts abouttttt... Once ever 5 years , but you won't hear ME complaining!
9. 2023-05-26 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Kafka Not outside a bathroom

   
   Then tell me about the time you shit yourself inside the bathroom
10. 2023-05-26 at 11:18 PM UTC

    #10
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Do youreself a favor and get a medical card, just please don't abuse the herb! 😉
    
    Also lil sporty, can we get a shit-yo-pants tracker / banner on the site? Like one of those 'No incidents in ___ days' signs?
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    • Kafka
11. 2023-05-26 at 11:29 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Have you ever shit yourself Kafka?

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Kafka "If anyone tells yis they haven't shit themselves since they were in nappies they're a LIAR! I do it all the time"

    
    
12. 2023-05-27 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    It's a power move
13. 2023-05-27 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #13
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    kafka ever pee and poop at the same time? also when you need to poo and throw up simultaneously how do you control one over the other?
14. 2023-05-27 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #14
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what does blocked mean? black?
15. 2023-05-27 at 2:46 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Wariat kafka ever pee and poop at the same time? also when you need to poo and throw up simultaneously how do you control one over the other?

    
    I bet your shit just falls out randomly from you getting fucked in the ass in prison too many times
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    • aldra
16. 2023-05-27 at 4:12 PM UTC

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    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Wariat kafka ever pee and poop at the same time? also when you need to poo and throw up simultaneously how do you control one over the other?

    
    Ever taken a dog knot guts deep while you watch Wes Watson retell the story of his favorite prison fight?
17. 2023-05-27 at 6:19 PM UTC

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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]

    Originally posted by Wariat kafka ever pee and poop at the same time? also when you need to poo and throw up simultaneously how do you control one over the other?

    
    why donyt qwomej hn tal; tp me fyts!! hm i wonde
18. 2023-05-28 at 4:31 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Prometheus Houston

    Originally posted by Wariat what does blocked mean? black?

    
    Constipated
19. 2023-05-28 at 6:22 PM UTC

    #19
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by Wariat kafka ever pee and poop at the same time? also when you need to poo and throw up simultaneously how do you control one over the other?

    
    when I used to eat weed before I gave it up I had to shit and pukle at the same time several times over 2 hrs and it can be done but it takes serious timing and some control and it aint pleasant havin to put face near the just shat in toilet, just do not forget to flush after both actions