2023-05-20 at 2:04 AM UTC
Penis size is directly related to height, if you have 3 dudes and one is 4ft (Scron) one is 5'6 (most of you) and one is 6'1 (me) we know who has the biggest penis.
It's related directly to height, big shoes, big hands, tall, it's correlative.
Small stature small penor.
2023-05-20 at 8:44 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
what if i'm 6'6" and wear size 15/16 shoe? do i winz?
2023-05-21 at 8:57 AM UTC
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2023-05-21 at 1:01 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
well short dik fuckers get to go all the way in with there dik and feel how great it is to do that and long dik fuckers seldomly get to thrust it in all the way unless they are with total tore up slutty ass hoes.
being 5'10" I'm not short or tall and Ive been fortunate to know shallow hole girls and big ass wore the fuk out hoes and I like hittin that hangy down thingy up in the snatch it seems to be the stopper that gets nice girls to put a hand on ur belly to try n stop deeper penetrations, I think it would suck to only be able to use 2/3rds of ur cock or not be able to hit the hangy down thingy
2023-05-21 at 3:26 PM UTC
This is why I think guys in th 5'9-5'11 range are more desirable to me. Like goldilocks.... Not too big not too small. Mainly because I'm small those tall bitches prolly want the tall guys and they can have them.
2023-05-21 at 5:37 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
the cocaine bitch i was fuxking said to me, 'i remember your dick being bigger when we dated before, like itd barely fit' and i responded with 'yah we were both 16, i remember your pussy being a LOT tighter too'
between her and the recent ex just showing up to my house trying to fuck lately i think im getting more NOT in a relationship and i still dont rly care about it
2023-05-21 at 6:08 PM UTC
I just say "oh I use metric/imperial, sorry" and then followed up with an insult and always the opposite of whoever i'm disagreeing with. Never lost a 'number off' yet, 7 thumbs crossed it stays that way
If someone asks why I am using imperial in a "metric country" (we use both actually) I simply call them a faggot, a communist and make a remark about the INCHES of blades conceal knife length laws and how deep to puncture a major artery. It's almost like one of these is based on the other??!?
The real funny part is I don't actually know either "system" of units and weights, seems hebrew to me. I just use rocks and triangles like the greeks HURR DURR BUT HOW MANY ML IS THAT , I don't know the numbers etched off the beaker so if that's all I have to go off it's ????m?
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2023-05-27 at 6:01 PM UTC
ITT: Lil Dick Niggas defend they lil dicks.
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2023-05-27 at 8:26 PM UTC
I might not have a huge cocktail but I have a big heart and I'm also a male feminist
2023-05-27 at 8:49 PM UTC
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2023-05-28 at 9:03 AM UTC
I met a 6'9" girl at tje bar last year n she wasnt jacked or manly or anything. Just a huge amazon n my friends were like "i know youre with ur gf but you need to get her number in case theres an extinction event."
I wonder if tall girls have big clits?
2023-05-28 at 9:06 AM UTC
some have penis as a substitute
2023-05-28 at 9:11 AM UTC
Being gay must be so cool. BradleyBee is the future.
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2023-05-28 at 9:21 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I worked with a guy years ago who used to always complain that he wished he was gay because it seemed fun
"tried it once, didn't like it"
2023-05-28 at 12:22 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
I have a cousin thats over 7'..hes like 7'4" or some shit...its so funny when u see him driving, he has to like baskcslly bend over in the cab of his truck.
we some tall mofos o'er here
