What are you thinking about....

1. 2023-05-27 at 5:26 PM UTC

   #20941
   Kafka sweaty
   I don't wanna say I missed her as well in case it's leading her on
2. 2023-05-27 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #20942
   

   Bradley Dogsbane

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If he was watching the pop tart circle the platter, his eyes probably melted right in the sockets, just like in Indiana Jones

   
   You microwave pop tarts? The fuck?
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   • aldra
3. 2023-05-27 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #20943
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Large crocodiles can run 21 mph on land.
   
   The average human can run 8 mph on land.
4. 2023-05-27 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #20944
   WellHung Black Hole
   How badly Bradley yearns for the love of a lifetime.
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   • Bradley
5. 2023-05-27 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #20945
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley You microwave pop tarts? The fuck?

   
   It's called a toaster pastry. It's in the name.
6. 2023-05-27 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #20946
   

   Bradley Dogsbane

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's called a toaster pastry. It's in the name.

   
   a microwave isn't a toaster, you would know this if you owned both.
7. 2023-05-27 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #20947
   

   Bradley Dogsbane
   How I want to buy boxes of pop tarts of the most sugary kinds, like the brownie, cookie and cream, and blueberry ones. I hope to god I get the opportunity to eat these soon
   
   and I won't microwave them like spectral cuz that's kinda weird.
8. 2023-05-27 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #20948
   

   Bradley Dogsbane

   Originally posted by WellHung How badly Bradley yearns for the love of a lifetime.

   
   Yeah I'm not in a position to get any girl that I would be happy to have as a wife.
9. 2023-05-27 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #20949
   

   Bradley Dogsbane
   like if she's willing to date a drunk criminal with no money and no assets, Uh yeah that's uh a big red flag
10. 2023-05-27 at 5:47 PM UTC

    #20950
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley a microwave isn't a toaster, you would know this if you owned both.

    
    Hey. A rose by any other name is still a rose.
11. 2023-05-27 at 5:50 PM UTC

    #20951
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Yeah I'm not in a position to get any girl that I would be happy to have as a wife.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Bradley like if she's willing to date a drunk criminal with no money and no assets, Uh yeah that's uh a big red flag

    
    If you think you can,then you can. If you think u can't, then u cannot. A significant percentage of the US population is as you described... do u think that none of them get girls?
12. 2023-05-27 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #20952
    

    Bradley Dogsbane
    Oh I get laid whenever I want, I'm a white minority in this area that speaks bad spanish. I'm the tallest person around here and in good shape, I got scary tattoos and talk like a gangster. But I wouldn't introduce any of these hoes to my mom lol.
13. 2023-05-27 at 6:16 PM UTC

    #20953
    

    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]

    Originally posted by Incessant How have none of you unpacked this yet?

    
    shut the fuck up faggot
14. 2023-05-27 at 6:33 PM UTC

    #20954
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lavender Squad shut the fuck up faggot

    
    Lol
15. 2023-05-27 at 6:40 PM UTC

    #20955
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Pop tarts are okay but toaster strudel was the fucking shit with the little frosting packet
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    • Bradley
16. 2023-05-27 at 6:54 PM UTC

    #20956
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Pop tarts are okay but toaster strudel was the fucking shit with the little frosting packet

    
    Dude yes ughhh ate those all through highschool
17. 2023-05-27 at 7:23 PM UTC

    #20957
    

    Prometheus Houston

    Originally posted by Kafka I don't wanna say I missed her as well in case it's leading her on

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Kafka So aside from the kiss at the end of her text, she also told me I looked beautiful yday, I just checked my messages and there's one from her saying she hopes I slept well and that she missed me. I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and hope she's not still interested in me. I just need a friend.

    
    You take the slightest demonstration basic human kindness from anyone as a sign they’re in love with you or seeking a sexual relationship, this is why you’ve never had any friends and probably never will.
18. 2023-05-27 at 7:37 PM UTC

    #20958
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Prometheus You take the slightest demonstration basic human kindness from anyone as a sign they’re in love with you or seeking a sexual relationship, this is why you’ve never had any friends and probably never will.

    
    She's a lesbian and was infatuated with me when we were teens, now she's suddenly back in my life and ik she just broke up w her ex so she may be looking for a rebound.
19. 2023-05-27 at 8:12 PM UTC

    #20959
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm wondering if I do have a type now since I've liked three Libra girls and three people with aspergers. Physical characteristics nothing in common.
20. 2023-05-27 at 9:55 PM UTC

    #20960
    

    Prometheus Houston

    Originally posted by Kafka She's a lesbian and was infatuated with me when we were teens, now she's suddenly back in my life and ik she just broke up w her ex so she may be looking for a rebound.

    
    According to you everyone who looks at you, talks to you, or interacts with you is infatuated with you. Weird