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  1. Let's play a game.

    Pretend you keep making things happen just by thinking about them.
    Imagine you tell your friends and they are amazed.
    Now imagine you tell your doctor.
    He says: ___________
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I make things happen sometimes just by thinking about it.

    Telekinesis in the house, Brahs.
  3. Originally posted by Dargo Let's play a game.

    Pretend you keep making things happen just by thinking about them.
    Imagine you tell your friends and they are amazed.
    Now imagine you tell your doctor.
    He says: ___________

    Some of us are sensitive and possess feelers where others may either not have the ability to do so or aren't as sensative as you are.

    Then I tell him or Her about Naamah. Who speaks to me in running water or whispers in my ear. I had to look up her name for proper spelling which is hebrew for pleasant but it sounded more like Nahtoma. A succubus who has visited me in dreams.

    Some days, when I'm depress she throws books just as I feel her present and think seconds prior of it happening. usually I have my eyes closed but no one is in the room. She likes to pull the covers and sheets off my bed. She's an adult but often whispers like a young person and giggles and then throws serious tantrums.

    I first met her when I was left alone at age 11 or so, she opened a closet door in the hallway. i saw the door knob actually turn and felt the sensation a child feels when terrified more than a child could ever feel.

    Even my former wife would hear her. So she's a real thing. The bitch talks to me most nights. not so much with these fucking medicines that make me tired. but I had some crazy ass vivid dreams the past few weeks since I was placed on new meds. I slept all day yesterday. My nose is runny.. can't tell if its a cold or allergies. hurts like fuck right now to breath in. asthma meds not helping. Prolly Tuberculosis by Uncle Mike's friend who I gave a ride to the doctor. communist faggots
  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Dargo Let's play a game.

    Pretend you keep making things happen just by thinking about them.
    Imagine you tell your friends and they are amazed.
    Now imagine you tell your doctor.
    He says: ___________

    did you ever get to adopt a child?
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Loaded question, but it doesn't even make sense.

    If you accept the hypothesis that white populations are growing into the social role occupied by jedis a few hundred years ago then it follows that this role was never essentially generic but a product of social pressures: a thousand years isn't an evolutionarily significant run of time.

    Social pressures, profound changes in the environment (going from hunter gatherers and primitive farming to modern civilization), have strong effects on selection pressures and can rapidly accelerate the degree of change.

    The idea that there hasn't been enough time, that a thousand years, let alone 10K, isn't evolutionarily significant, is absolutely false and unsupported by modern evidence. It's a completely outdated theory that everyone simply blindly accepted with regard to human beings:
    https://www.amazon.com/000-Year-Explosion-Civilization-Accelerated/dp/0465020429
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_10,000_Year_Explosion

    You really should put it on your reading list if you haven't already. It really is a must-read.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver jedi isn't a race.

    The Ashkenazim are a genetically distinct population. It was actually found that the median level of middle eastern ancestry may be 50%.

    jedis really shouldn't be considered white, there are significant differences, mainly in IQ, personality, and achievement/life outcomes.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Originally posted by Bill Krozby did you ever get to adopt a child?

    Yes. Now go pay attention to yours.
  8. Also, jedis can't be a race because race is a social construct.

  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Dargo Yes. Now go pay attention to yours.

    You lie
  10. Originally posted by Bill Krozby You lie

    Read the thread you derpadew.
  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Dargo Read the thread you derpadew.

    tl/dr
  12. Originally posted by Bill Krozby Hi, my name is Douglas Evan Monks and I abandoned my daughter!

    Please send your support to:
    4410 Avenue F #309
    Austin, TX 78751

    or call:
    512-945-6786
  13. Originally posted by Totse 2001 You don't want to know me off of big Pharma.

    I couldn't function anymore. But at least it's clean and I'm pretty sure safer than something someone shoves up their ass to sneak across the border who first made it in their bathtub like wood grain gin in the 1930s

    Slave
  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Dargo


    *yawn*
  15. Thats a cool last name Bill Krozby.. don't let him get to you.. but go take your kid to an amusement park for the day




    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Slave

    We're all slaves to something. At least with me, It's not Newspeak.. yet
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo Yea..



    Originally posted by aldra inb4 dargo tries to adopt Bill Krozby's daughter

    Adopting her is a better bargain imho, at least she looks cute, which is a miracle considering her father's genes.

    Post last edited by Sophie at 2017-05-22T14:17:13.005417+00:00
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo Nah I'd adopt a girl of that were true. I'm actually surprised Sophie hasn't gotten himself a personal loli tbh.

    Yeah nigga', i even have an age appropriate gf to make the ruse complete.
  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Thats a cool last name Bill Krozby.. don't let him get to you.. but go take your kid to an amusement park for the day






    We're all slaves to something. At least with me, It's not Newspeak.. yet

    thanks, yeah its not getting to me, the few retards here that have nothing else to say except spam the same info have got boring a long time ago.

    Though on a funy side note, people always read my name as "monk" constantly.. even though theres an s behind it. I was in court friday and the judge said "monk" and I said "its monks" and he acted like a dick about it, I'm pronouncing his name wrong.
  19. lol that's messed up. Like he's trying to hold you in contempt for his foul up.


    Judges have a sense of humour too I suppose. But not for long
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Social pressures, profound changes in the environment (going from hunter gatherers and primitive farming to modern civilization), have strong effects on selection pressures and can rapidly accelerate the degree of change.

    The idea that there hasn't been enough time, that a thousand years, let alone 10K, isn't evolutionarily significant, is absolutely false and unsupported by modern evidence. It's a completely outdated theory that everyone simply blindly accepted with regard to human beings:
    https://www.amazon.com/000-Year-Explosion-Civilization-Accelerated/dp/0465020429
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_10,000_Year_Explosion

    You really should put it on your reading list if you haven't already. It really is a must-read.

    controversial quasi-pop-sci title that doesn't make nearly as strong of a claim as you seem to think it does.
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