2023-05-25 at 7:37 PM UTC
Shit in one hand and piss in the other
2023-05-25 at 8:47 PM UTC
Is it rude if I tell her I'd rather go to my dad's village than the forest after we agreed the forest? There's a chip shop and a pub in my dad's village, and picnic tables.
2023-05-25 at 9:35 PM UTC
Just gonna put on false nails so she knows no fingering is happening
2023-05-26 at 12:32 PM UTC
I can't sell my Vermeer tickets because I'm banned from selling on Ebay.
2023-05-26 at 1:01 PM UTC
Jiggaboo Johnson is daydreaming about what his holiday 3-day weekend will entail.
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2023-05-26 at 2:09 PM UTC
Wondering what to wear to the pub. It's the one my dad used to visit and isn't really for young people. Should I be a goth or a mature adult?
2023-05-26 at 4:10 PM UTC
Jade's gonna freak when she sees me dressed like a polly pocket bcus last when we hung out I wore fresh garbage daily
2023-05-26 at 5:02 PM UTC
She messaged me a kiss :s