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  1. Xlite African Astronaut
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I had to thump the kitchen window 2 times this am to scare the fox out of the yard,, pretty sure it was looking for my yard quail I let go last week,, seems 3 stayed in the yard a boy and 2 girls all a rusty red and black they are all small and stay right up in the yard so I'm kinda obligated to protect em from the fox when I can
  3. Originally posted by CandyRein Vulva ❤️

    ewwww
  4. Just took a piss, now I'm back in my office doing some spreadsheet shit and Niggering in space
  5. im sure you enjoy spreading your sheit chute.
  6. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Home..rolling a spliff and sending butt pics of how my bra straps did my shoulders after a long day ..

    i wana see
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im sure you enjoy spreading your sheit chute.

    In the shower I spread my cheeks and hook a finger inside my asshole to ensure it's all clean, and pull out any left behind bits of shit
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Replacing a knob on a dresser drawer.
  9. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im sure you enjoy spreading your sheit chute.

    Not these days, doing such deeds would result in a cacophony of farts
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not these days, doing such deeds would result in a cacophony of farts

    Ever notice if you fart in the shower it smells worse?
  11. Originally posted by Rape Monster Ever notice if you fart in the shower it smells better?

    FTFY
  12. Originally posted by POLECAT I had to thump the kitchen window 2 times this am to scare the fox out of the yard,, pretty sure it was looking for my yard quail I let go last week,, seems 3 stayed in the yard a boy and 2 girls all a rusty red and black they are all small and stay right up in the yard so I'm kinda obligated to protect em from the fox when I can

    commune with the fox. dance with him around a fire

  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    they be eatin my quail and my partridge and I havent started shooting them yet so they prolly safe till next winter
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger
  15. Originally posted by POLECAT they be eatin my quail and my partridge and I havent started shooting them yet so they prolly safe till next winter

    Quail are gay. Theyre the twinks of the bird kingdom
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    woke up,, dragged shit with the 4 wheeler all day,, 40 pallets from the front yard to the back yard then pulled scrap metal out of the back yard to the front yard, got a scrapper guy coming tuesday to take it all away for free,, thats killin me tho cuz I should be hauling it in myself but my scrap truck isnt legal right now and the tickets would be more than the scrap is worth so I'm giving it away.. anyways I let the last of the quail go this am and 12 stayed close to the house all day and this evening I picked them up and put them back in the cage,, I'll let em go again tomorrow after the sun comes up and the fox goes to sleep.. watered the greens and cooked a steak for dinner,, now I'm smokin weed and chillin,, gotta get up at 4 am to be at work by 6 am
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Eating cereal
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Feel like dog shit, ate some kraytom to see if it helps
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Sippin' vodka, chainsmoking and listening to the peas.
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Drinking Pinot grigio by the pool. Trying to decide if I want some canna butter or not.
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