When I get drunk I become literally stupid

1. 2023-05-22 at 6:05 PM UTC

   #1
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   in the middle of the fucking ukrainian clunb last night i was buying shots to these two chicks like stripper like brtenders or chicks who sometime bartend sometime get in these scandily cld clothes and danc eon the stage there with their ass hella hanging out. i started tlaking they wanted shots and another round and i started to show them i want to eat their pussy by ebnding low and doing lick sings like later i realize din the middle of the fucking bar. i feel hella embarasse dnow what everyone will talk about or think of me.
2. 2023-05-22 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #2
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Dont worry dawg everyone in Lodz already thinks youre a fetal alcohol syndrome kid
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3. 2023-05-22 at 6:08 PM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Wariat in the middle of the fucking ukrainian clunb last night i was buying shots to these two chicks like stripper like brtenders or chicks who sometime bartend sometime get in these scandily cld clothes and danc eon the stage there with their ass hella hanging out. i started tlaking they wanted shots and another round and i started to show them i want to eat their pussy by ebnding low and doing lick sings like later i realize din the middle of the fucking bar. i feel hella embarasse dnow what everyone will talk about or think of me.

4. 2023-05-22 at 6:09 PM UTC

   #4
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   dude these bitches were so fucking off the hook you wouldnt believe it. id literally eat them out on a club or bar table:
   
   
   
   
5. 2023-05-22 at 6:10 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   the crazy as fuck part is they re brtenders at the ukrainian club so basiclaly theyre multi tasked and intelligent nd cool and sexy s fuck nd everything udner the sun no?
6. 2023-05-22 at 6:14 PM UTC

   #6
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   the one on the left is just wild man. like she has thes efat lips like botox style for sucking cock just mazing bitch man.
7. 2023-05-22 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #7
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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8. 2023-05-22 at 6:38 PM UTC

   #8
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   star trek i must have been fucked up as fuck. imagine you doing tht shit doing a v sign with your fingers and licking in middle as you bend down in front of sexy as fuck like these two female pussies.
9. 2023-05-22 at 8:26 PM UTC

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   theshroomguy Houston
   You getting stupid on alcohol is like that one episode of South Park where cartman orders weight gain 4000 and eats it all.
10. 2023-05-22 at 8:29 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat the crazy as fuck part is they re brtenders

    
    Yeah they are called bottle girls here, pretty much every night club has them. SMH
11. 2023-05-22 at 10:04 PM UTC

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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]

    Originally posted by Wariat in the middle of the fucking ukrainian clunb last night i was buying shots to these two chicks like stripper like brtenders or chicks who sometime bartend sometime get in these scandily cld clothes and danc eon the stage there with their ass hella hanging out. i started tlaking they wanted shots and another round and i started to show them i want to eat their pussy by ebnding low and doing lick sings like later i realize din the middle of the fucking bar. i feel hella embarasse dnow what everyone will talk about or think of me.

    
    I WOULD DO THIS TO YOU *holds fingers in a V shape*
    
    MMMM ELELEELLLLLLLLLLL AHHH HAHHHH AHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
    
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