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  1. #1
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    I will take the womens prison , no preference for cell mate
    as long as enough of them don't hate me it's easy living , i wont even be (that) weird I will just play cards and make prison sushi with my gal pals

    don't lock me in the room with a bible like Chris Chan, i'm crazy enough, if i'm around dudes i'll just scrap it's impossible to avoid. I could bring down entire umpires if left unchecked
  2. #2
    Kafka sweaty
    I'd prob find more protection in the men's prison and maybe nap a drug lord.
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  3. #3
    Kafka sweaty
    Idk who here I'd be a cell mate with, they'd need to be quiet most of the time. Maybe Vinny.
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  4. #4
    Kafka sweaty
    Jealous girls will do things to you that are worse than rape.
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  5. #5
    Someone strong smart and cool, onviously.

    Honestly that could be a lot of people
  6. #6
    Kafka sweaty
    I've never thought about it before but I really would have to go to a men's prison. There's a high risk of rape/violence but if I was in a women's jail being victimised would be a certainty and they would genuinely hate me. There's this female cashier at the shop I go to and I can just tell she wants to fight me.
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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    Originally posted by Kafka I've never thought about it before but I really would have to go to a men's prison. There's a high risk of rape/violence but if I was in a women's jail being victimised would be a certainty and they would genuinely hate me. There's this female cashier at the shop I go to and I can just tell she wants to fight me.

    There is nothing like consenting prison rape
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    prison romance
  9. #9
    I'd be in the SHU
  10. #10
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Someone strong smart and cool, onviously.

    Honestly that could be a lot of people

    Not people from here except maybe jigga or polecat, there’s really not a large population of sane people posting here.

    I’ve never been to prison and it’s not in my plans for the future….
  11. #11
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra prison romance

    Kafka dressed like a five year old and Wariat come to mind.
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Kafka I'd prob find more protection in the men's prison and maybe nap a drug lord.

    or you could nap me instead and youd get all the protection you need as star trek would be part of my gang.
  13. #13
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk who here I'd be a cell mate with, they'd need to be quiet most of the time. Maybe Vinny.

    i dont get quiet with the msturbation sounds on top bunk kfka. those i call invitations to come and join me.
  14. #14
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol i laugh at this now but imagine actually experiencing this shit.
  15. #15
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Kafka Jealous girls will do things to you that are worse than rape.

    true rpe isnt even that bad is it? would you rathe rbe raped or physically assaulted?
  16. #16
    Kafka sweaty
    If I was in w girls, they could legit mutilate my face and all that psychological torment. I mean look at Mal here sticking pins in a voodoo doll of me. I've been raped before and know I can just dissociate, leave my body and I'd say the odds are 50/50 of me being victimised in a men's prison but they're 100% in a women's one.
  17. #17
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm p sure women would have been worse savages toward me irl if they didn't care so much about how men saw them. If there's no men around the claws will come out.
  18. #18
    Kafka sweaty
    This girl told her dog to attack me once but thankfully it was stoned from the clouds of weed smoke
  19. #19
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what did you do to deserve that or her telling the dog to attck you? see this is wht they write about me here always what did you do to deserve that.
  20. #20
    Kafka sweaty
    She was just jealous
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