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  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm allowed to buy two tickets.

  2. #2
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Art is gay
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  3. #3
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm tryna see if my mum wants the second ticket but she'll probably be working. I might give it to someone I befriend in a hostel.
  4. #4
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i often try to spell out fuck you as much as i can in my betabet cereal in the milk. now thats art and time consuming
  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    im an artist and a grpahic designer.
  6. #6
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    hey kafka would you ever date a guy who was into gay porn?
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  7. #7
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm gonna take it as a sign from the universe to postpone killing myself.
  8. #8
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what would be worse dsting a guy into gay porn or an incel to you kafka?
  9. #9
    Kafka sweaty
    I don't wanna go back to the Netherlands tbh in case it reminds me of Sophie but winning a draw must be some kind of sign?
  10. #10
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what draw?
  11. #11
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Wariat what draw?

    Tickets for Vermeer sold out a long time ago but they decided to open the museum late at night the last few weekends and let people enter a draw to be able to buy tickets.
  12. #12
    Kafka sweaty
    I might just sell the other one:

    "That marketing strategy has certainly worked. Just yesterday, March 23, a pair of e-tickets for the exhibition sold on eBay for a staggering $2,724 after 44 bids, with seven bidders hiking up the price from the relatively reasonable opening bid of $100. The second most expensive pair of tickets sold for £1,270 (~$1,550). The third pair went for €1,022 (~$1,100). Those were mostly tickets for April and May. Gone are the days when you could buy tickets to the show for just around $300 — or $24, the museum’s standard admission fee for an adult over 18."
  13. #13
    I wouldn't pay 5 quid for that shit.
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  14. #14
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    The thread title is “I can’t breathe”

    Imagine my disappointment to open it and see this tripe 🤤


    although Wariat hitting on Kafka definitely made me lol.
  15. #15
    Was hoping for George Flloyd meames
  16. #16
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm just gonna sell them both, don't want to go over there. I don't like the idea of rich people getting them though...
  17. #17
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Kafka are you a one world order kinda girl?
  18. #18
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by POLECAT Kafka are you a one world order kinda girl?

    I don't know what that means.
  19. #19
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'll take that as a yes
  20. #20
    Kafka sweaty
    If you mean the erasure of nations and culture then no. You never see me using Irish slang online because I know others won't understand it and I'm considerate, but it means I've forgotten most of the slang and my culchie accent has faded.
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