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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Fornicating with a melanin- rich specimen.
  2. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Guy who got his roof shit-on confirmed^

    i have a roof.

    do you.
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    got done workin fur da day, time to smoke out and chill till tomorrow.
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Messaging with Butt about what to bring me to for supper at work later tonight
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Playing with my little pee-wee
  6. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i have a roof.

    do you.

    Shit-dweller confirmed^
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    woke up, tiktoked for an hr, got rick moving,, he's doing better, then I cooked bfast, we are on 8 days of him getting up early so I can go to work without wondering if he is about to die or not. he is still having issues getting out of bed on his own so I have to give him a helping hand to get out of bed, but after that he does everything on his own. he started starting conversations again,, simple ones but at least he isnt being brain dead, he cant smoke weed tho cuz it zombies his ass fast,, he was down to 3 ciggys a day but now he is back up to 10 a day.
    I'm trying to get him to not smoke more than 10 a day, I want him to quit tho so I can pay less for life ins on his ass,, I wanna buy a new truck and snowmobile trailer when he kicks the bucket so I'm gonna ins his ass for 100g's now that I know he isnt going to kick the bucket in the next month or two, plus putting life ins on him will probably get him to live for years,, thats would be my luck anyway and I'm good with that. anyways I'm going to paint trim boards today so they can start putting it in the house tomorrow.
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  8. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    How do you tiktoj for an hour like what are you doing, explain the verb pls
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I try not to post and I do not make vids, I just watch vids of snowmobilers, cars, slutz and conspiracy shit, I also block underaged vids and leftys as well as tranny/homo videos cuz I don't need to see them.
  10. Originally posted by POLECAT …I want him to quite tho so I can pay less for life ins on his ass,, I wanna buy a new truck and snowmobile trailer when he kicks the bucket so I'm gonna ins his ass for 100g's…

    Errr.. you wouldn't be thinking of hurrying him on his way, would you?
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Maaann. …I woke up at 9 , I was like imma sleep a lil longer ..woke up it was almost..ran to the grocery store and the bodega..rushed back home to try to enjoy some time before work
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    1…it was almost 1 💝
  13. Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    trying to make chat GPT "kill and dismember" things in an acceptable non offensive non promoting violence way
  14. Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad trying to make chat GPT "kill and dismember" things in an acceptable non offensive non promoting violence way

    How do you not get bored?
  16. Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    you should see my pumpkin!

  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Errr.. you wouldn't be thinking of hurrying him on his way, would you?

    no, he's ma friend, i want him around as long as he can manage
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  18. Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    RICK AND THE POLECAT
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    got the trim put back in the barn at the job and finished the ceilings, going back in at 6 am to paint the downstairs before the trim guys sho up at 8 to start putting in the trim I painted today,, gotta take Rick to the DR at 10:15 am tomorrow
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to take a lil break..we all went in on some pasta from somewhere should be here soon 💝
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