Can I make threads?

1. 2016-08-12 at 9:49 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   Apparently so.
2. 2016-08-12 at 10:08 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Hoozah!
3. 2016-08-12 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not uneless you pay me 4 btc
4. 2016-08-12 at 11:32 PM UTC

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   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

   Not uneless you pay me 4 btc

   
   
   Hell no, cunt. I'm saving those bitcoins to fund my drug purchases whilst I'm at university!
5. 2016-08-13 at 2:48 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Only if you possess the monkey's paw, at midnight, under a blue moon, on Friday the 13th, after winning the $500 million dollar jackpot lottery... AND having just freshly and narrowly escaped from being run over by a runaway bus.
6. 2016-08-13 at 2:57 AM UTC

   #6
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Yeah... I'm surprised it doesn't take all that to make a thread... Tbh, half the time it does, which is sad as fuck. I hope Lanny fixes the PMs soon.. Its gay a fuck we can't have that one basic function considering this is a God damn community that has spanned in One form or another, what? I found totse when I was 14... Doesn't Spec go on about it being around since '89? That's 27 God damned years for fucks sake. We deserve to at least be able to send Private messages to one another... Or fuck, post and make threads which half the time, half of us can't. Please, Lanny... We won't be mad if we get nothing from you for Christmas, just fix it now and call it an early Christmas present.
7. 2016-08-13 at 3:18 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   PMs are for drug dealers and pedophiles.
8. 2016-08-13 at 3:29 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   PMs are for drug dealers and pedophiles.

   
   Sounds like our cup of tea.
9. 2016-08-13 at 4:14 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   PMs are for drug dealers and pedophiles.

   
   And that's precisely why we're having... errrr... technical difficulties... we'll call them.
10. 2016-08-13 at 4:15 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *looks at psycho and Mr. Trump*
11. 2016-08-13 at 4:32 AM UTC

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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

    *looks at psycho and Mr. Trump*

    
    
    I'm sure we can all conclusively agree that DFG is unironically a pedo for sure and that he is fucking newfag tryhard and a poser.
12. 2016-08-13 at 4:40 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    I'm sure we can all conclusively agree that DFG is unironically a pedo for sure and that he is fucking newfag tryhard and a poser.

    
    What does DFG have to do with anything though lol.
13. 2016-08-13 at 4:50 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm clean and sober and have no interest in females or any humans other than myself. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna scrape the bong for resin and search "12chan lolis" on Google images until LS comes up.
14. 2016-08-13 at 4:52 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    I'm clean and sober and have no interest in females or any humans other than myself. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna scrape the bong for resin and search "12chan lolis" on Google images until LS comes up.

    
    I'll spare you the trouble and fax you an onion if you want me to.
15. 2016-08-13 at 4:52 AM UTC

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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

    What does DFG have to do with anything though lol.

    
    
    You're right. I was having a fever dream. He does not exist.
16. 2016-08-13 at 4:55 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    You're right. I was having a fever dream. He does not exist.

    
    You're weird, i like you.
17. 2016-08-13 at 5:43 AM UTC

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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

    You're weird, i like you.

    
    :o
18. 2016-08-14 at 2:08 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    You're right. I was having a fever dream. He does not exist.

    
    Either that, or he's closer than we'd ever imagined.