The other lawyers like to pop pills and do bumps of cocaine in the washroom
Meanwhile I walk into the court house fully erect after eating a handful of viagra, Security thinks i'm trying to smuggle a bazooka in my pants "Please, miss, pat me down if you must but I can't promise it won't GO OFF, it's got a hair trigger"
In the mens room I stand across from the urinal by several paces and aim my stream like a firehose at a burning ship
In the courtroom, the judges become hypnotized by the large cobra I seemingly keep concealed, hanging on my every word in fear that THE COBRA will appear out of the corner of their eye and strike
I've never lost a case folx, I've never won a case either but "A lawyer that NEVER loses" sounds pretty cool but when you flip the card around the fine print says "loses his cool"
i heard that. in the industry , you gotta know when to lead and when to follow otherwise youre just gonna have a hard time half the time and theres no point honestly none of it really makes sense
kick
Tuskegee Airman
[discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
What you need is a good spanking.
No, we're not doing this.
I did my time man. Like joe said, "all black men are to do a little bit of time". No more, ok. We're not doing this. All these "coincidences" are not coincidences. I need a real lawyer. I paid scott wood 3 grand and he just bailed. Like wtf, how can a judge even let an attorney do this shit? There has to be some order. This is chaos man. This is filthy fucking mud
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
What you need is a good spanking.
