Today, after a shop does $1,000 worth of repairs to my vehicle, I'm not going to pay them afterward...

1. 2023-05-16 at 12:12 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   I'm simply going to get in my vehicle and drive away.
2. 2023-05-16 at 12:14 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Don't they have your keys?
3. 2023-05-16 at 12:17 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Bombay Trap Star Houston
   Did you remember to show a fake license at least so they can't pursue it in court
4. 2023-05-16 at 12:21 PM UTC

   #4
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't they have your keys?

   
   1 of 3 keys that i own. But I'm not going to do that, because I might get arrested. And the shop make come try to take my car back.
5. 2023-05-16 at 12:44 PM UTC

   #5
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung 1 of 3 keys that i own. But I'm not going to do that, because I might get arrested. And the shop make come try to take my car back.

   
   Yeah that's what I was thinking, if they have your key and address etc..
6. 2023-05-16 at 2:07 PM UTC

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   Bombay Trap Star Houston

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah that's what I was thinking, if they have your key and address etc..

   
   This calls for a night time raid mission impossible style, gonna have to leave the key.
   
   You can remove all history of the address by smashing every computer and ripping the page out of the book with your info, also smash the register and rip other pages out of the book too like you're a wild crack head that plans to use them for rolling joints laced with crack
   
   and then you dump a few cans of gas on the floor and destroy any evidence tying you to the scene
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7. 2023-05-16 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Bombay Trap Star Houston
   You also might want to consider tracking down the owner in the yellow pages and leaving a nice surprise for him under his car seat or mailed freedom club style to his secretary
8. 2023-05-16 at 4:55 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   what happened to being an upstanding person with a facade of morality and gentryship.
9. 2023-05-16 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #9
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley what happened to being an upstanding person with a facade of morality and gentryship.

   
   You tell us Bradders.
10. 2023-05-16 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I was never that upstanding of a person bro.
11. 2023-05-16 at 5:09 PM UTC

    #11
    

    cigreting Dark Matter
    u proly drive a 3 cyl geo metro fag
12. 2023-05-16 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cigreting u proly drive a 3 cyl geo metro fag

    
    That was my first vehicle when I came to the US
    
    Times were tough back then and a nigger has to do what a nigger has to do to make ends meet.
13. 2023-05-16 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That was my first vehicle when I came to the US
    
    Times were tough back then and a nigger has to do what a nigger has to do to make ends meet.

    
    Are you a big truck guy now?
14. 2023-05-16 at 5:30 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Are you a big truck guy now?

    
    No, I'm thrifty remember...I drive 80 miles a day so my commuter car is a Hyundai Elantra, prior to that I had a midlife crisis car (pictured) but I got rid of it because it wasn't good to commute in and was low getting into (for my old 6'4" body).
    
    Still, the bitches liked it.
    
    
    
    The Elantra is pretty much fucked now though, 165k miles, passenger door wont open because I smashed it a few weeks ago, cracked windshield, paint peeling/rusting, lot of maintenance due...I'm currently "semi" looking for something new/new used....I'm leaning towards something I can sleep in if needs be rather than just a dumb little commuter.
15. 2023-05-16 at 8:49 PM UTC

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    Bombay Trap Star Houston

    Originally posted by Bradley what happened to being an upstanding person with a facade of morality and gentryship.

    
    Ever set a really big building on fire before?
    
    One man moves 1000 tons of steele with nothing but a rag and torch
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I drive 80 miles a day

    
    that feel when you've been awake on meth longer than you can remember and operating a motor vehicle late at night on a highway and suddenly see a rollerskater appear in front of you and see them get run down and feel the BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP
    
    
    
    but when you get out and search there is nothing, no damage to the car just chirping of crickets.