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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    It would be to be in jail or prison where you could never have or eat sushi ever again era sushi I mean with soy sauce and wasabi etc.
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat It would be to be in jail or prison where you could never have or eat sushi ever again era sushi I mean with soy sauce and wasabi etc.

    I could go the rest of my life without eating sushi and I'd be cool with that. Jail and prison suck though, haven't been in a while and I'm doing alright as far as staying out and not going back. Fuck everything about jail.
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    There was this famous meth cook that was a legend on various chemistry forums and he claimed to have an almost usable meth cook synthesis TEK recipe composed of all things any prisoner could obtain feasibly while locked up

    potassium iodide pills.. sudafed. matches, batteries, solvents, etc. More places in prison than just kitchens and more places than you would think , OTC consumer products, anything involving jail labor like a wood or metal chop, even the most basic tasks, gardening if there's a garden you might have access to ammonia fertilizer, find some lye in a janitor supply stuff or smuggle it in and get lithium batteries, cut them open.

    I've never heard of anyone cooking a batch while locked up, it would probably make the news and be a massive egg in the face to the entire staff and management, and a wake up call to society that we cannot be stopped. Lock us away in an infested dark hole and I will emerge with neurotoxins made from ants, sunlight and piss.

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man formic acid from ants


    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Procedure 2: No Microwave
    - the same just use a heating plate/preheated waterbath
    - needs longer heating and due to this gives more discoloration and less time for watching porn
    - in this reaction the microwave is clearly superior to other heating methods

    Microwave additional information:
    - use a not-rotating-table model, a "mode stirrer" type so any possible.
    - The microwave must be a dedicated one, dedicated to science and progress as you don´t want to use this microwave for food preparation after this.
    - For batches up to 300ml a low-power model (500-600Watt) is preferred. Bigger batches are better done using several smaller flasks (like 4x 250ml at the same time) then a single big one as the penetration depth of microwaves is limited.
    - Wide neck Erlenmeyers are preferred, some cotton stuffed loosely into the neck reduces obnoxious fumes to almost zero.
    - having "nitro" in its name makes nitroethane no explosive per se in special not in solution. Should something happen then not because of the microwaves but because you are an idiot and then the cavity of a microwave is a much better place then a flask on a hotplate near balls or face.
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    This means a 55gal drum of solvent or two and of lawn clippings of FAST GROWING WAIST HIGH GRASS (moisture and temperature sensitive) means enough LSD for you and your friends

    This was named for Joseph LeConte, a Civil War chemist and teacher at the University. He had conceived a plan to produce nitrates, which were in scarce supply, by collecting urine from the folks who were not fighting and converting it to sodium nitrate, or “saltpeter” in the armory on Arsenal Hill. This led to an apocryphal statement by a Union soldier that it was bad enough to be hit by a Reb bullet but dis-tressing to know that it was propelled by the patriotism of Southern women.



    "Pork and cabbage in the pot, / It goes in cold and comes out hot,"
    "LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY, EPA"



    Give me cabbage and a pot for piss , those yankee bastards will get blown to bits
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    Bradley Florida Man
    why can't you have sex while incarcerated?
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