2023-05-15 at 12:28 PM UTC
How much I despise illegal immigrants and the current administration's stance on them.
2023-05-15 at 1:24 PM UTC
I'm just gonna say good talk
2023-05-15 at 1:40 PM UTC
Or be upfront.."What's with the messages after all this time?"
2023-05-15 at 2:22 PM UTC
How much I love annoying motorists by hypermiling
2023-05-15 at 3:24 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
she needs to chill-out on the hot-rails
2023-05-15 at 4:29 PM UTC
The time my granddad fell overboard and was dead, but they brought him back and he had permanent brain damage, but he still had more children.
I'm just thinking if Sophie is in the ground and we did manage to track him down if I would want to swipe some skin cells to create a human clone later. Some of his DNA will still be intact at this point. I don't know how I will feel in future.
2023-05-15 at 4:59 PM UTC
My crown fell out after 2 months. Good stuff.
2023-05-15 at 5:19 PM UTC
My thermo mug has basically all the ice still from work yesterday…
Damn good thermo
2023-05-15 at 5:28 PM UTC
I remember my ex tricked me into eating calamari…
I was at my favorite Italian restaurant in Champaign..banging them joints ..and I looked closer …like these ain’t onion rings !
Is that a tentacle?!
And he was just looking at me smirking because he knew I would have never ate that if I knew what it was
But it was too late to be grossed out because I had already banged half them joints
2023-05-15 at 5:33 PM UTC
I ate a skunk by accident once. Once my eyes started watering and the taste was stinky, I knew right there something was up.
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