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2023-05-15 at 3:08 AM UTCFuck up birds
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2023-05-15 at 3:22 AM UTCI'm the ideal weed purchaser. No bullshit no hey want to smoke a bowl with me want to hang around and chat? nah. got want I want? here you go. thanks. bye.
when I was walking back the two blocks to my place, this college kid was staring up at his second-floor window trying to figure out how to get in. It was a little too high for his abilities and he had drunkenly locked himself out, so yes I did the old friendly chap thing and offered to be his little boost. He stood on my shoulders and I got him in right proper. Then I stole the 1.75 of fireball he had sitting outside next to him still. just kidding. he gave me a shot for thanks purposes and that was that.
My good deed for the day. god bless -
2023-05-15 at 3:31 AM UTCand then you got the three dudes above me running around having rough gay sex throughout their apartment, giving each other bloody noses and shit.
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2023-05-15 at 3:34 AM UTCI don't think I'm gonna sit the exam. I didn't study the past three days so my odds are probably at 50% now. I might not feel up to studying tomorrow either. Ig I could try getting a note from my doctor.
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2023-05-15 at 3:36 AM UTC
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2023-05-15 at 3:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I'm the ideal weed purchaser. No bullshit no hey want to smoke a bowl with me want to hang around and chat? nah. got want I want? here you go. thanks. bye.
I think I stole a lot of people's business because I was the only one doing that. I had the double model, triple if you count delivery.
Actually my main hash/oil guy who also grew was kinda like me , we both got into BHO and shatter in 2011~ish and shared research.
Most people weren't cool though
People hung out at my place to hang out with their friends who were also there. They would say "should we go dude? Isn't this sketchy?" Having 20 people in 1 apartment, so we had to keep everyone moving until the point where people smoking weed on the bench outside can yell at me on my balcony to let someone in
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2023-05-15 at 4:24 AM UTCThe time Jade told me not to tweet so much because I had three followers. Then the time Josh Leonard and Heather Donahue from the Blair witch project were following me on twitter.
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2023-05-15 at 4:37 AM UTCNothing worse than going to a dollies house and he bring a big guy in and says AIGJT UO YO GOT THAT CHEESE THAT PAPER
and then he counts it, goes into a back room while the other guy stands watch , as guard presumably and 16 minutes later the guy emerges, with your money. Puts it in your pocket and then says "Alright yo, put your shoes on we going for a walk"
And doesn't even say where so now you think this is a robbery and they do the classic meet me next to the hot dog. But then come back 20 minutes later with your weed and say "hit me up if you ever need dat hookup again"
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2023-05-15 at 4:40 AM UTC
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2023-05-15 at 7:59 AM UTCI have no idea how I be driving people crazy lol
I literally just be vibing and I make people just insane lol -
2023-05-15 at 8:24 AM UTC
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2023-05-15 at 8:32 AM UTC
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2023-05-15 at 8:33 AM UTCwhy fastfood companies are proudly announcing the percentage of white meat their patty contains.
whats wrong with black meat.
r they racist ? -
2023-05-15 at 8:55 AM UTCI thought I ate all these strawberry candies ..well surprise surprise π
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2023-05-15 at 8:56 AM UTCMmm mmm mmm π
Iβm just the gift that keeps on giving -
2023-05-15 at 8:57 AM UTCgonner rear ?
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2023-05-15 at 10:15 AM UTC
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2023-05-15 at 10:21 AM UTCEnglish Bulldogs are a breed of mastiff. They typically vigorously solicit attention from humans they encounter. Low-slung and powerful, they possess an extremely strong bite force. However, thankfully, for me, the one I'm babysitting is very good-natured and gentle.
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2023-05-15 at 10:27 AM UTCWhat's wrong with killing babies
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2023-05-15 at 11:03 AM UTCNiggers are essentially chimpanzees.
