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What would you wear if you were a girl?

  1. #21
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Kafka But then that's changing my behaviour because of them, which I kind of already do. Trust me a lot of women would dress more feminine if it wasn't looked down on to be feminine. You can't wear pink frills and be taken seriously, men respect women who wear flat shoes more than those whom wear heels. It's all your fault we can't have nice things.

    wats behaviour
  2. #22
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Meikai If I were a forreals woman I would have made my mom teach me how to sew as a kid and I'd be wearing some really wild shit that I made myself, probably. Whole fashion design life I didn't get to have.

    On the real though, as a quasi-wammen, some abominable in-between, I do not have great fashion sense. I am wearing camo leggins, a baggie green zip-up hoodie, and a worn and faded, baggy cotton tank top that I musta got 10 years ago. Only one I have that I like even a little. Broad af testosterone ravaged shoulders do not look good juxtaposed against thin spaghetti straps and the like.

    wat tf ru
  3. #23
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by cigreting wat tf ru

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  4. #24
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  5. #25
    I would wear piss boys around my finger
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  6. #26
    Originally posted by Kafka I was expecting something like this but you're both v modest.

    That would just be my general style aesthetic. I would definitely dress like a complete whore and would not be approved of by certain morals and if had the same personality I would be a real force to reckon with. I would be like Jenna from Twitch because shes Canadian and people say she looks like Stuart little. Mouse =/= Rat


    Depends if you're a fat chick though, like if I was a fat chick I would do amphetamines and be sexy and not like one of those ugly fats that cries about how its body positivity to eat 3 macdonalds, but cocaine should be illegal. Or if I was one of those unfortunate women perceived as ugly for their intelligence, like Ayn Rand. Hot girls are only hot if they are deranged though because being attractive makes you not have to lean on having an interesting personality and moral character

    You can be that bitch , BUT YOU SHOULDN'T!
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  7. #27
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Only the finest hijab except i wouodnt be muslim id just wear it to confuse everyone
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    cuz diz be our kulture n' sheiitt
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    shhheeeiiiittttty
  10. #30
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Pamela Anderson circa 1994
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  11. #31
    Kafka sweaty
    You're defective fona.
  12. #32
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    Pamela Anderson circa 1994

    LoL WTF ROFL
  13. #33
    Nice job fona ,way to step up.

    Yeah for me I would have to get some rainbow long socks and dominatorix boots and ride on a horse wearing only my long socks and boots and big breasts and a cowboy hat and I would ride to the 711 and get some beef jerkery and dip chew

    I would be quite the baddie by all accounts, indubitably

    Oh instead of the cowboy hat an Indian head dress, and put spurs on the boots for when you wanna turn up the speed of the horse and haul ass

    And also for when I'm not on my horse a hula skirt and a 11 gallon top hat and speedys cane for sentimental raisins and one of those cigarette extender pipes and the really long skinny cigarettes and when I want to burn one I get off my high horse and say NOW LIGHT MY CIGARETTES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Also I would have a gold tooth or at least a gap between my front teeth if not both and I could wedge a green bean between my teeth and pretend like I was sitting on my porch with wheat in my mouth looking at my crops and John Deere tractors

    GOOd thread Opie

    Also obviously I would be shapened like an Amazon because why the hell not also I would know a lot of bar tricks and drink for free and I would do karaoke of Metallica HUSH LITTLE BABY DONT SAY A WORD NEVERMIND THAT NOISE YOU HEARD
  14. #34
    Kafka sweaty
    I can't believe he has a girlfriend...
  15. #35
    I just realize he's wearing silken hose on the one leg if you zoom in
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  16. #36
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Kafka I can't believe he has a girlfriend…

    I have a wife.
    And at least I didnt post pictures of homeless women like everyone else.
  17. #37
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Meikai

    With the beard and make-up? And glasses? And purple hair?
  18. #38
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka You're always gonna have problems relating to and understanding women if you don't even look at them. It sounds like your religion isn't doing you any favours. I forgot, did you send me your Discord? What was it?

    I mean, I do have female friends online (I have known them for over a decade) and we have meaningful conversations every now and then, so it’s not like I’m completely alien to it. Also, yes, I did. It’s [redacted] — a few people have added me so I don’t know which one is you.

    EDIT: I would say I behave this way just because of my religion — in essence, I am told not to be thirsty. Plus I think some women may appreciate it, especially if everyone around is doing the opposite. But funnily enough, Islamic women think I’m gay because I don’t look at them like others do.
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  19. #39
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra probably a hijab so I could cc anything I want

    What’s cc?
  20. #40
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Meikai If I were a forreals woman I would have made my mom teach me how to sew as a kid and I'd be wearing some really wild shit that I made myself, probably. Whole fashion design life I didn't get to have.

    On the real though, as a quasi-wammen, some abominable in-between, I do not have great fashion sense. I am wearing camo leggins, a baggie green zip-up hoodie, and a worn and faded, baggy cotton tank top that I musta got 10 years ago. Only one I have that I like even a little. Broad af testosterone ravaged shoulders do not look good juxtaposed against thin spaghetti straps and the like.

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