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2023-05-13 at 12:44 AM UTCBeing nosey
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2023-05-13 at 1:04 AM UTCSmoking myself retarded
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2023-05-13 at 1:11 AM UTC
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2023-05-13 at 1:15 AM UTCgoin to bed
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2023-05-13 at 1:19 AM UTC
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2023-05-13 at 5:56 AM UTCGot good tickets to an MMA event at a casino i used to sell drugs at lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-05-13 at 6:06 AM UTC
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2023-05-13 at 9:37 AM UTCSamesies π
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2023-05-13 at 9:43 AM UTC
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2023-05-13 at 10:16 AM UTCAbout to watch the sun riseβ¦ β οΈ π
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2023-05-13 at 10:36 AM UTCJust finished my workout..
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2023-05-13 at 10:36 PM UTCI am smoking on that gas β½οΈ
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2023-05-13 at 10:37 PM UTC
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2023-05-13 at 10:42 PM UTCEncouraging a canine named Beatrice.
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2023-05-13 at 11:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked got back from th bar. Did karaoke at random bars n made friends. One dude was one of the lead animators for tony hawk pro skater 2, n his friend was some weird cowboy/actor who was a BMX guy. Their friemd was a big fat merd who played tje fat loser who drove the bitch van on sons of anarchy n i was like thats cool how do i sign up to be a big meaty pussy character in TV shows n he was like bro weβre too fat for conventional roles tall fat guy roles are one in a million. N i was like that kinda blows n his friend was like i got cocaine and like 6 lb of weed wanna come getlit on my boat? n i said i dont do coke or smoke weed anymore but if u throw in a bottle of whiskey n let me be captain im in. Turns out sailboats are incredibly difficult to manage in zero wind at 2 am with no visibility. I probably shouldnt have pushed the issue but thats just how iroll. Anyway they did blow n i asked if i could fire the flare gun n he was like nah the coast guard will come out here n i was like we can outrun them hatharjar bc sailboat. Idk the dude in the hat might be gay but everyone liked my singing n hat guy might give me the key tohis boat so i can run the engine once every 2 weeks or so while he goes back to colorado.
Honestly i wish i had better dtories it usually just ends up with hrown men telling me their childhood trauma while someone racks lines. im like fatter slightly less gay dr phil
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2023-05-14 at 1:01 AM UTC
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2023-05-14 at 3:15 AM UTCGrunting is better anyways.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-05-14 at 3:27 AM UTCSo you can just chill.
