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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    SEO companies are so worried or focused about keywords being present or how many fucking words an article has like shoveling in more words with repeating information just for word sake rather than readability or how the content actually reads? It reminds me why Anna says switched her career in her mid 30s.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wariat SEO companies are so worried or focused about keywords being present or how many fucking words an article has like shoveling in more words with repeating information just for word sake rather than readability or how the content actually reads? It reminds me why Anna says switched her career in her mid 30s.

    you could've just said 'I don't understand what SEO is'

    all of those things contribute to how search engines rank a page

    like that time you applied for a gay porn job and got upset because they said you'd have to learn photoshop and illustrator, not just use your ipad
  3. #3
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    no that wasnt my point aldra. i do understand basic seo but the quakity of the writing is also taken into account by google not just shoving a shitload of words. i meant i dont understand seo companies the way they work or their mindset in hiring people and not csring about quality always but just keyword sor word count.
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    Originally posted by Wariat no that wasnt my point aldra. i do understand basic seo but the quakity of the writing is also taken into account by google not just shoving a shitload of words. i meant i dont understand seo companies the way they work or their mindset in hiring people and not csring about quality always but just keyword sor word count.

    If a company hires you to draw a picture of dogs, it's because they want a picture of dogs. They didn't ask you to write back stories for each dog and make them all different breeds with detailed fur.

    Please follow the style guidelines and add more dogs or it's going to be a discipline WHICH DOES NOT LOOK GOOD TO THE BOSSES!

    Originally posted by Wariat i meant i dont understand seo companies the way they work or their mindset in hiring people

    Yeah, because you have literally never worked a real job in your life, not even stocking shelves at a store or flipping burgers, delivering newspapers, etc. Lot of good a non STEM degree does when you can't even grasp basic things like working with a team, following orders, communication, etc



    People like you are why companies have to do leadership and team building bullshit where the instructor says the word "Common Sense" 100 times in their speech, everyone gets it, everything makes sense. But there is always that one angry black dude in the back with his arms crossed like "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT MAN ARE THEY SAYING WE BAD WORKERS OR WUT" and then they start arguing with the instructor.

    there are always enough "Wariats" or "Tyrones" in any group that slow down everyone around them, which is why they take it seriously and get rid of anyone they perceive as such, because now they have to have a meeting about why people aren't staying on task and how they can improve it. Which is fucking retarded top down management and it's funny as hell when one person grinds it all to a halt

    I've done it a few times myself and made enemies at work because I wasn't willing to follow their gay corporate rules. Lesson learned, don't be a good worker, don't innovate. Be average and communicate and document everything to cover your ass

    Your first job is always making the person that pays you happy so they won't fire you if you fuck up. Actually the first is safety, work can't start until things are safe, THEN you do the absolute bare minimum and space it out to last all day so you don't run out of stuff to do and end up sitting around NOT LOOKING BUSY

    It doesn't matter if you are actually busy or not, you just need to maintain the illusion, or else there will be more meetings and they will start telling you to come in on weekends. Never tell any company you are single and don't have kids, because you need to take Wariat Jr and Mrs. Wariat to the baseball game this saturday.

    If my manager tells me to do something retarded, I will do it without question because that means nobody can blame me, I was just following orders.

  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://www.dailydot.com/news/job-wants-worker-in-person-doesnt-have-seat-for-her/
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    WellHung Black Hole
    I don't know why she swallowed that fly... I guess she'll die.
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