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Don't listen to non coffee drinkers folx
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2023-05-09 at 6:28 PM UTC
Kinda trippy to consider especially since the Coffee/Chocolate industries are associated with a lot of evils, child slavery, destruction of forests, globalized centralized red tape 1% economies
You can't smoke weed or drink at church (unless its sacred blood)
But you have children running around looking for Jesus' hidden chocolate eggs while the parents drink coffee
It's like a Axis of Evil. Church, State and Industry. IF you can't make it yourself/aren't allowed that means you are being controlled
Difficulty and Economic feasibility doesn't change the facts, and for most of human history this was how every society living naturally in tune with the earth lived, and it's why we have the technology we do today.
If everyone just "shut up and bought the cup" we would be speaking in clicks and drinking tree sap out of rock cups, paying in stones and anyone suggesting we take our perfectly functioning hunter/gatherer system and shift it to one where you gamble your entire future on growing seeds in the ground
OH NO A FLOOD MY CROPS ARE ALL RUINED, Why would you grow a plant in ONE area where so much could go wrong, when you could just go into the forest and search for wild coffee and gather it.
Back then we didn't rely on slave labor because WOMEN aka GATHERERS knew their place
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2023-05-09 at 6:30 PM UTC
i dont get it, we are an industrialized technological space age society but I still go to work tired as fuck with only caffeine and sugar offered as productivity enhancers. Why not Vyvanse water vending machines, meth satchels/energy drinks that way we could work better, harder, longer hours without the need of breaks.
Sorry demon Malice, VR and the methaverse is dead
Why do we purposely do things slowly with rigid time restraints when it only holds back the beast of capitalism. We should be going in an hour early and staying two hours later and wearing down our bodies with so much labor that we shorten our lifespans. Imagine how much money we would all make, each worker would be an empire working for an empire living in an empire. We can all be Gods.
Also robots.
it's all about AI now. I'm gonna run this napkin proposal through GPT and see what the computer Gods have to say.
SORRY AS A LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL I CANNOT CONDONE SPRAYING FARMS WITH AGENT ORANGE
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2023-05-09 at 8:20 PM UTC
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2023-05-09 at 8:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We've discussed this, there's more to a coffee bean than just caffeine…C affine and water does not a cup of coffee make.
Scientists already figured this out like 10 years ago, it's very simple.
Originally posted by Ecto the plasm This isn't much of a hurdle, I've had coffee vapes before that tasted pretty good
it had no tannins so you could tell the taste was "off" but it did taste like coffee
NATURAL AND SYNTHETIC FLAVORS LIKE AIR UP
it wouldn't be too hard to make a airup for a cup of coffee flavor NOT MADE FROM COFFEE , entirely synthetic
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/commentary/article-beyond-coffee-molecular-agriculture-means-your-morning-coffee-could/
Despite anything you say, I am not the first or last to think of this. It's possible to do, but the question of it being economically feasible for personal/commercial use is simply a question of better science and more research, not more marketing and stickers with moral self licensing FAIR TRADE, or different arrangements of syrups, fructoses and other sommelier influenced ideas
Benefits of living in a time where there has already been countless research regarding flavor compounds. I mean, just look at that crappy maxwell house instant coffee I bought. I had to do a double take to even make sure it had caffeine
because the product at that point was very different from an unground bean. Still tasted virtually the same, same buzz.
none of the technical aspects are the problem,
I'm basically doing exactly what RC cola did
But with coffee
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2023-05-09 at 10:11 PM UTCBill Coffee
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2023-05-10 at 2:56 AM UTCThe taste of a food doesn't even matter anymore. The receptors in your tongue are being reprogrammed with chemicals. You could be eating a clump of cardboard and think it tastes just like Christmas turkey with gravy. It's Clown World now. Anything goes in Clown World.
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2023-05-10 at 4:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The taste of a food doesn't even matter anymore. The receptors in your tongue are being reprogrammed with chemicals. You could be eating a clump of cardboard and think it tastes just like Christmas turkey with gravy. It's Clown World now. Anything goes in Clown World.
meh
I personally don't see the issue with GMO's, flavorings, extracts, illegal drugs, hazardous or other such compounds
There is no evidence outside of skitzophrenia that eating any of this stuff really actually does anything
not all of them though,
stuff like pills are not made well, the fillers are trash, it was better with apothacarys
I'm sure you could make pill filler material in bulk and undercut those petro chemical byproduct hoitey toit sacks from china
Everything and Anything can be made better, for cheaper. Until each UNIT costs 0.000000001% or I can charge 100000000% markup I will not be happy. I am an economic extremistIngredients
WHEAT FLOUR, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, SALT, YEAST EXTRACT (CONTAINS BARLEY), CORN STARCH, CORN MALTODEXTRIN, BEEF FAT, MODIFIED PALM OIL, SUGAR, CARAMEL COLOUR, HYDROLYZED VEGETABLE PROTEIN (CORN, SOY, WHEAT), DEHYDRATED ONION, SPICES, NATURAL FLAVOUR, SOY SAUCE SOLIDS (SOYBEANS, WHEAT, SALT), CITRIC ACID, CALCIUM SILICATE. -
2023-05-10 at 4:30 AM UTCPalm oil is gayer than soy, there I said it. If your local economy relies on palm trees, I hope someone agent oranges you
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2023-05-10 at 4:04 PM UTC
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2023-05-10 at 5:01 PM UTCIt makes no difference but it seems to be an inferior product to me.
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2023-05-10 at 5:29 PM UTCGay Oil
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2023-05-10 at 5:32 PM UTCmangrease
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2023-05-10 at 5:44 PM UTCWait, can't you just farm palm trees in California? or Arizona? someone get a hold of totse2k1, this is a good money maker.
Imagine fuys, being a palm tree farmer.
This could be your life
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2023-05-10 at 5:44 PM UTCDulls your brain and makes you more docile (cuts off 1/3 of the blood supply to your noggin).
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2023-05-10 at 10 PM UTC
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2023-05-10 at 10:08 PM UTC
This is what it looks like on the menu but when I get it at Panera bread company it's all mixed up and a consistent tan brown color -
2023-05-10 at 10:52 PM UTCI like when you can keep it still enough to prevent it all mixing and take a nice gulp of the black from the top
IS THAT FRENCH VANILLA COLD BREW SIR -
2023-05-10 at 11:31 PM UTCyeah pretty much , its cold brew, cream and vanilla i think they call their vanilla sauce MADAGASCAR
literary its good as shit but its always mixed. thats why i like the thai coffee because they dont make it mixy like that, they make it creamy on the top and sludge coffee on the bottom so you can have your cake and eat it -
2023-05-10 at 11:43 PM UTC
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