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2023-05-10 at 6:18 AM UTCwhat kind of a piece of shit goes to a coffee shop and asks for all that random stuff
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2023-05-10 at 6:33 AM UTCthose are actually pretty easy to remember especially if you know how Starbucks trains people to memorize customer drink orders
it's something like;
Iced or Hot
sweetener
milk
syrup flavorings
and add ons.
I order mine as per the corporate training policy to both impress the ladies working there and move the line along. IT'S THEIR JOB ITS WHY THEY GET PAID THE BIG BUCKS
Ordering non standard drinks with a different syrup combinations and some extra shit is way less annoying than shit like "The Edward" or "The Brittany" which was a meme but has morphed into a viral tiktok oneupmanshit
The drinks don't even sound good, my eyes refuse to process all those words, it's like going to 7=11 and putting EVERY flavor in one giant cup, Once you get orange and root beer with cola it's all over.
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2023-05-10 at 11:27 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-05-10 at 11:28 AM UTCMan Review Brother is such a weirdmin but he is cutemin too.
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2023-05-10 at 11:30 AM UTCstrength: jizz
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2023-05-10 at 1:08 PM UTC
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2023-05-10 at 3:12 PM UTCHe is like a nice alienmin who is just conducting human Earth research so people norpulax-5 can make more accurate fast food simulator games for their smart tachyonic anti-telephones powered by quantum chilicongas that can simulate everything but the direct experience of eating the food.
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2023-05-10 at 5:24 PM UTCYeah I would like to have a candle lit dinner with him after winning a prize in a contest and then pull out a gun at the last minute and hold the entire mac donalds hostage so I can spend eternity with review brah
We will hijack the internet and demand deliveries and development of new menu items or we start killing people
MR. BRAH NEEDS A VENTI STARBUCKS CUP OF ICED WATER AND A CHANGE OF SUITS PLEASEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-05-10 at 5:31 PM UTC
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2023-05-10 at 5:58 PM UTCI didn't even watch the video and just used that because I could'nt find what I was looking for, which I don't even remember.
It's true folx ordering at starbucks is a rigamaroll, As long as you aren't an asshole yelling at them they will be happy to make a non standard item with 100 syrup pumps. I bet those drinks only take slightly longer to make, like getting a triple toasted sub from subway (very good for BLT, just don't do it when theres a line)
Despite all my objections with CHILD SALVERY, Seasonal Frappes are up there to me with technologies like AI, Cryptocurrency and the McGriddle Sandwich.
This was cutting edge at the time folx, nothing else like it existed on the market and they are so original that nobody even bothers to copy them.
There is a frappe you can only get from a Harry Potter thing in an amusement park starbucks or something, it was never sold at normal stores.
But you can order it from the SECRET menu. It's kinda like the LEGO design philosophy.
I never get the DIY sweet drinks because most of them aren't even made from a coffee base, going there to not buy COFFEE seems weird but i'm sure plenty of people do it. -
2023-05-10 at 7:13 PM UTCI hate "uccino" type guys like Al Pacino
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2023-05-10 at 7:32 PM UTCThe Roman Empire and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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2023-05-10 at 9:56 PM UTCDamn this thread made me hungry and thirsty . But Starbucks food is all just frozen so it's not top tier sometimes they don't even microwave it enough.
Although I have never had a frappaccino slushy and now I want one, I have only had the premade melted ones from the grocery store THE MOCHA and it's hella good.
So I digress I think I'm going to get Thai because they have both iced coffees and teas with gay cream and sugar plus the best food. I would get Panera but I always sperg out and spend fiddy bucks and it's not the most convenient location so I half to drink my green goblin and half my coffee while driving cause it's still at its best temperature -
2023-05-10 at 10:48 PM UTCDidn't he go missing?
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2023-05-10 at 11:19 PM UTCall this frappe talk i ent up getting a green goblin, a chocolate frappe and a bunch of other shit from saint lousi bread company
i know beggers and choosers but literary they covered up the suckhole on the frappe lid with a giant sticker that says MORE PERKS MORE REWARDS and i cant get the sticker off plus i dont even know what that means MORE PERKS MORE REWARDS yet they covered up the drink with it... -
2023-05-11 at 12:05 AM UTCENOUGH FRAPPE TALK I WANT FRAPPE ACTION
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