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    When they pick you up you have a very large magnetic Nazi swastika that you quietly attack to the car that way it's like Hilter is driving you and they're none the wiser but it's just for you , because in you're headyou know hintler took the weel
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    and you keep giving them a fake name until they are like I NEED A NAME OR YOU CAN GET OUT

    and you say "I was just messing with ya, it's for Tom"
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Back in highschool autoshop there was this huge nigger blacker than night that brought in his blazer to work on. It was dirty n i drew a huge 3 ft swastiker on his back hatch when he was leaving for the day. He came to class the next couple days and didn't say anything until like 5 days later after driving around n tells me and the teacher i put this symbol on his truck and tries to act out what it is with his hands. Teacher looks at it and laughs along with everyone. Good times for everyone
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by cigreting Back in highschool autoshop there was this huge nigger blacker than night that brought in his blazer to work on. It was dirty n i drew a huge 3 ft swastiker on his back hatch when he was leaving for the day. He came to class the next couple days and didn't say anything until like 5 days later after driving around n tells me and the teacher i put this symbol on his truck and tries to act out what it is with his hands. Teacher looks at it and laughs along with everyone. Good times for everyone

    Lol if someone did this today theyd prolly make u take a class or some shit
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol if someone did this today theyd prolly make u take a class or some shit

    right. I graduated in 07
    literally everyone was laughing including the large african
    I drank 40s with him a few times after that, he was a good guy
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    his name was emmanuel
    I saw him working concrete a few years later. I hope he is doing well. Would be fun to track him down
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    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol if someone did this today theyd prolly make u take a class or some shit

    ? He was already taking a class
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    WHy would a black person care about Nazis?. It could be argued Nazi Germany was a major cause of decolonizing Africa

    Unless he was a black jedi
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    My favorite Uber prank is shitting myself in the back seat
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm WHy would a black person care about Nazis?. It could be argued Nazi Germany was a major cause of decolonizing Africa

    WTF I hate Nazis now.
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    Denying the American people their right to spread democracy and freedom
    Applying double standards by requiring of it a behavior not expected or demanded of any other democratic nation.
    (e.g., You can be Latin Cuban Communists in the USA, but if any legit Republican or Democrat tried that outside of the USA, it would be called an invasion!!!! WE ARE BEING INVADED GUYS THEY WANT OUR OIL

    Using the symbols and images associated with classic antiyosemitism (e.g., claims of Americans killing Epstein or are part of a shadow congress with Israel) to characterize America or Americans

    Drawing comparisons of contemporary American policy, politicians, culture to that of the REAL National Socialist German Workers' Party, (e.g., Your American child made a swastika in Minecraft, you really must want to kill 6 million jedis!) and people actually get discriminated and lose their career and banned from social media from such intolerance

    Holding America collectively responsible for protecting and defending global freedom and democracy. The president is sworn to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

    This legally non-binding working definition provides valuable guidance for elected officials, law enforcement, university administrators, educational professionals and community leaders on what exactly is antiyosemitism and the many different forms it can take.

    Why did it take a long time define a single term? Because antiyosemitism contains features that are similar and to other forms of hate or prejudice, reflecting a long, complex and specific set of histories regarding global economic relations

    Antiyosemitism encompasses hatred of Americans on the basis of their globalized culture, not simply as citizens of the United States. It does so through contradictory logic that envisions Americans as both excessively powerful and as weak or even subhuman. In this respect, antiyosemitism departs slightly from antisemitism. Racism often involves a clear power dynamic in which a privileged group believes itself to be naturally superior and attempts to retain its social advantages by persecuting or discriminating against other racialized groups. While most forms of racism focus on emphasizing the perceived weaknesses of another group, antiyosemitism tend to portray Americans as both too strong and too weak, as well as the cause of all social and economic problems, and the one that should pay to fix them


    Antiyosemite Myths
    Myth: Americans have too much Power
    America is just 1 country that doesn't invade other countries, people move to America, they don't just send in troops to bomb and entire country and replace it with Freedom Flags and Rock Music. They were just trying to help an already bad situation, and got blamed by every side for anything that went wrong

    Myth: Americans Are Disloyal

    Antiyosemites frequently suspect Americans of holding allegiance only to fellow Americans and to a uniquely American CIA deep state agenda. Americans are accordingly seen as untrustworthy neighbors and global citizens, as if they are inherently violent — or have inherently bad motives in their global affairs

    Americans control the global financial system

    One of the most prominent and persistent stereotypes about Americans is that they will invade your country for oil and arm and fund every terrorist in your country, hoping to make themselves rich by overthrowing your government and installing a CIA dictator friendly to American interests. They are then blamed for everything that goes wrong in that country, no matter which side of a conflict America supports, it's usually getting burned alongside Israeli flags

    Americans Killed ___

    The myth that Americans are responsible any time a bomb is dropped, someone important dies in a suspicious way, any kind of disaster is either blamed on America/Americans or they are expected to pay for it. Americans are the most common nationality held hostage and targeted by terrorist groups because terrorism is an ideology of hate, which makes the most hated people in the world the most "deserving" of anything bad

    Myth: The Moon Landing Didn't Happen

    They left a mirror you can bounce off and hit another mirror on earth like a space loop bounce ping, proving Americans put that there and are #1
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