2023-05-02 at 3:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I'll have dual citizenship in a few weeks…just waiting on the dumb ceremony.
* Next week, I got the letter yesterday.
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2023-05-02 at 7:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
* Next week, I got the letter yesterday.
2 weeks from now he will lose 20 IQ points and gain fiddy pounds. Welcome fellow citizen. lol
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2023-05-02 at 7:11 PM UTC
re ban him, I take it back
2023-05-02 at 8:33 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
The English are so smart they imported Africa.
2023-05-02 at 8:55 PM UTC
England probably imported some of my ancestors here for stealing an apple or piece of rag. Sometimes they just didn't like a white nigga not working. lol
2023-05-02 at 10:33 PM UTC
During early English history, rebellion and bloodshed was out of control, so the elites introduced tea to the populace. The caffeine in the tea was intended to sedate and pacify the serfs. Caffeine limits the blood flow to the brain by 1/3, rendering the subject docile and in a state of comfort. Tea times were mandated by the upper class and nobles, and strictly adhered to, ensuring the English peasants would receive their daily doses of brain retardant on a regular schedule.