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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny in more ways than one

    Care to elaborate?
  2. Originally posted by Michael Myers Care to elaborate?

    I'll have dual citizenship in a few weeks...just waiting on the dumb ceremony.
  3. Originally posted by Michael Myers Care to elaborate?

    "british"
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll have dual citizenship in a few weeks…just waiting on the dumb ceremony.

    Nice! Have fun sir.
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny "british"

    "Bri'ish."
  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll have dual citizenship in a few weeks…just waiting on the dumb ceremony.

    * Next week, I got the letter yesterday.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Originally posted by Michael Myers "Bri'ish."

    We just call them limeys here.
  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson * Next week, I got the letter yesterday.

    2 weeks from now he will lose 20 IQ points and gain fiddy pounds. Welcome fellow citizen. lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    re ban him, I take it back
  10. Originally posted by jerryb 2 weeks from now he will lose 20 IQ points and gain fiddy pounds. Welcome fellow citizen. lol

    Lol, funny you say that...I emailed my brother yesterday and told him and he said "You're going to lose 15 IQ points next week".
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    The English are so smart they imported Africa.
  12. Originally posted by Speedy Parker The English are so smart they imported Africa.

    Pretty sure America has England beat on that one.

    Yup

    Although Britain transported around 3.1 million enslaved Africans, only around 2.7 million arrived at their destination largely due to deaths
    According to the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade Database, 12.5 million Africans were shipped to the New World
  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    England probably imported some of my ancestors here for stealing an apple or piece of rag. Sometimes they just didn't like a white nigga not working. lol
  14. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol, funny you say that…I emailed my brother yesterday and told him and he said "You're going to lose 15 IQ points next week".

    At least your brother was nicer and said 15. Hillbillies always had something against edjumacation and shit. They're not stupid, we've got better the last 20-30 years. Also they hate any kind of authority telling them what to do.
  15. During early English history, rebellion and bloodshed was out of control, so the elites introduced tea to the populace. The caffeine in the tea was intended to sedate and pacify the serfs. Caffeine limits the blood flow to the brain by 1/3, rendering the subject docile and in a state of comfort. Tea times were mandated by the upper class and nobles, and strictly adhered to, ensuring the English peasants would receive their daily doses of brain retardant on a regular schedule.
  16. Originally posted by jerryb 2 weeks from now he will lose 20 IQ points and gain fiddy pounds. Welcome fellow citizen. lol

    he already believes his teethpaste have "anti-gingivitises" properties because the box said so.

  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny he already believes his teethpaste have "anti-gingivitises" properties because the box said so.


    That's how advertising works in the west, they get in trouble for false advertising otherwise. I know in chingchongia you can pretty much say what you want as far as your products properties go but that's not the case in Civilized places.

    I remember buying a 2gb MP3 player from chingchong years ago and it was really 64mb. I complained to them about it so they sent me another identical unit...
  18. ub an!
  19. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's how advertising works in the west, they get in trouble for false advertising otherwise.

    If you believe that, I have a golden bridge for sale.
  20. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you believe that, I have a golden bridge for sale.

    ILL TAKE IT
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