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  1. #21
    Here's a good interactive dungeon crawler FMV game on Steam for like $8 or so. It's a bit like those branching "choose you own adventure novels" that were big in the 80s.

  2. #22
    So I watched this yesterday...it was actually ok, a little woke but not so woke it ruined it...pretty much the best effort so far for a D&D franchise movie.

    6.5/10
  3. #23
    Dungeon masters hate me
  4. #24
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Dungeon masters hate me

    I'm a dungeon master and it's true,I would give you a *rolls dice* 2d6 x 2 number of goblins to fight

    Gonna need you to pass a charisma check for that

    Fuck we really need a dice rolling bot on this forum

    Anyways, you roll a 4 which means I hate you



    Here's a campaign i'm working on for a game

    New York City, December 31, 1999 – As the clock struck midnight, the streets of Times Square were filled with the sounds of revolvers firing, the smell of whiskey, and the sight of a giant tumbleweed slowly descending from the sky. For cowboys visiting from Dallas, it was the experience of a lifetime.

    "I've never seen anything like it before," said Sarah Johnson, a cowgirl from Dallas. "Back home, we usually just ride horses and shoot our guns in the air to celebrate the New Year. But here in Times Square, it's like a whole other level of cowboy partying."

    The tradition of the Tumbleweed Drop began in the Cowboy Republic back in the 1800s, where cowboys would gather around a campfire and watch as a tumbleweed was lit on fire and sent rolling down a hill. In the 1900s, the tradition was brought to New York City by a group of cowboys who wanted to share their love of the Wild West with the rest of the world.

    Now, over a hundred years later, the Tumbleweed Drop has become a beloved New Year's Eve tradition in Times Square. "It's a little crazy, but it's a lot of fun," said Jack Daniels, a cowboy from Tennessee. "Everyone's just having a good time, shooting their guns and drinking whiskey. It's like a giant cowboy party, right here in the middle of the city."

    As the last remnants of the tumbleweed disappeared into the crowd, the cowboys raised their glasses and shouted, "Yeehaw! Happy New Year, partner!"
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  5. #25
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Gay sex dungeons and dragon's dick shaped dildos.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Gay sex dungeons and dragon's dick shaped dildos.

    I don't know what to roll for this comment

    I have never seen anything lewd done with dice rolls

    except this

  7. #27
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    D&D movies are such a weird idea. Like, "generic fantasy movie" is about all they can typically aspire to. If you want to put D&D in another medium, the obvious choice is RPGs on PC not something totally non-interactive like film or television. Not that it can't be done well - Goblin Slayer is essentially a D&D campaign, and it was a solid enough animu.

    Honestly, bet they just play through a campaign and take notes to turn that shit into a movie. Easiest money they ever made. smh
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  9. #29
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai D&D movies are such a weird idea. Like, "generic fantasy movie" is about all they can typically aspire to. If you want to put D&D in another medium, the obvious choice is RPGs on PC not something totally non-interactive like film or television. Not that it can't be done well - Goblin Slayer is essentially a D&D campaign, and it was a solid enough animu.

    Honestly, bet they just play through a campaign and take notes to turn that shit into a movie. Easiest money they ever made. smh

    surprised they didn't just ruin Baldur's Gate to be honest
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  10. #30
    Originally posted by aldra surprised they didn't just ruin Baldur's Gate to be honest

    They go to Baldur's gate in the movie.
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  12. #32
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They go to Baldur's gate in the movie.

    I meant the story; figured if they were going to use Bhaal, Irenicus, Minsc and his hamster they would've just called it Baldur's Gate
  13. #33
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Dungeon masters hate me




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