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Prison planet/humans are not native to earth theories

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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    So lately I've been watching lots of conspiracy theory iceberg videos on YouTube, like this one, for shits and giggles. (Long but something good to put on and fall asleep watching)



    A couple different ones have spoken about the theory that humans are really prisoners from another planet, seeing as we're prone to so many diseases and illnesses. They gave the example of so many people having lower back pain because we are from somewhere that doesn't have as much gravitational force on us, we get cancer and different things like celiac and food allergies because we weren't meant to be eating the food we eat.

    I think it's an extremely interesting theory honestly, makes as much sense as any other theory about the origins of humans. Anyway what is y'all's take on this?

    Oh by the way I've been needing to wear a tin foil hat since about 09/10 so I'm self aware of my lunacy and I accepted it long ago
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    i have said many times that we are all aliens who came to this planet on assteroids as fragments of DNA.

    then we became viruses before slowly evolving into cellular, and then multicellular organism.
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    except black people.

    theyre native to earth.
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    Originally posted by trippymindfuk A couple different ones have spoken about the theory that humans are really prisoners from another planet, seeing as we're prone to so many diseases and illnesses.

    What's the "measuring stick" here? how do they come to the conclusion that we are "prone to so many diseases and illnesses", compared to what??...have they compared it with other species in the universe?

    I mean most life forms on Earth are "prone to many diseases and illnesses"...are all Earth lifeforms therefore "Prisoners"?

    Simply making such a dumb statement without any other comparative data simply debunks their own theory and is what put it in the realm of conspiracy nuttiness.
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    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    It's a popular theory and not entirely discredited as you can't really prove we didn't grow from alien bacteria on a meteor that was launched here on purpose

    like superman



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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Mars
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    Originally posted by D-Bonglord It's a popular theory and not entirely discredited as you can't really prove we didn't grow from alien bacteria on a meteor that was launched here on purpose

    The burden of proof is on those making the dumb claims.

    Popularity doesn't mean shit either. Astrology, tarot card, palm reading etc etc...are pretty popular too, all bullshit in reality.

    People are dumb, just the facts ma'am.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Mars
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The burden of proof is on those making the dumb claims.

    Okay but it's a real theory

    It's about as "factual" as the big bang THEORY
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    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm Okay but it's a real theory



    No doubt...but theories are not proof of anything other than some idiot thought the theory up.

    I can propose a theory that GI joe figures were actually remolded Barbie doll figures in an attempt to normalize trandsgenderism.
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    A baseless theory*
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    No doubt…but theories are not proof of anything other than some idiot thought the theory up.

    I can propose a theory that GI joe figures were actually remolded Barbie doll figures in an attempt to normalize trandsgenderism.

    That would be Ken not GI Joe.

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    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm A baseless theory*

    As is the prison planet theory
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As is the prison planet theory

    it actually does have a base

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_life
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothetical_types_of_biochemistry#Nonplanetary_life
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    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm it actually does have a base

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_life
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothetical_types_of_biochemistry#Nonplanetary_life

    Imagine citing hypotheticals as a base

    in that case mine has a base too...it's just not on wiki.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Imagine citing hypotheticals as a base

    Yes, that is a theory.

    "A theory is a rational type of abstract thinking about a phenomenon, or the results of such thinking."

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson in that case mine has a base too…it's just not on wiki.



    they also have a forum of adherents to this theory of the origins of life

    https://forum.davidicke.com/

    The wiki page didn't always exist, I remember hearing this "theory" from somewhere on the computer when I was 14 years old, it's not new. You just aren't sleepy enough to understand conspiracy thinking

    I bet you think 9/11 went down exactly like the government said with the passports just showing up intact a mile away from the crash site
    WELL YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT COUlDn'T HAPPEN, YOU MADE THE CLAIM SO DISPROVE IT, ACCEPT THE FACTS

    its a fact until you realize the world actually IS round and then you go WOOPS, Which is especially funny because it's actually flat.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm I bet you think 9/11 went down exactly like the government said with the passports just showing up intact a mile away from the crash site
    W

    What should stick out to everyone about those passports is the following. In the history of the "black box" on civilian airlines there was never one lost until 911. They lost 8 that day.

    The bad guys with the passports were allegedly in the cockpit as they supposedly flew the aircraft into the towers. Additionally they claim the buildings collapsed due to fires from jet fuel that burned so hot it melted steal, disintegrated the black boxes, but somehow paper passports not only survived mostly intact but a mile from the impact.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What should stick out to everyone about those passports is the following. In the history of the "black box" on civilian airlines there was never one lost until 911. They lost 8 that day.

    The bad guys with the passports were allegedly in the cockpit as they supposedly flew the aircraft into the towers. Additionally they claim the buildings collapsed due to fires from jet fuel that burned so hot it melted steal, disintegrated the black boxes, but somehow paper passports not only survived mostly intact but a mile from the impact.

    a mile downwind or upwind frommthe towers.

    if you have done littering from a tall building you'd have known how far wind can carry garbagges.

    at that height not everything you throw out goes down, it sometimes goes up due to warm air convection from the streets below.

    your knowledges of the physical world is elementary.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a mile downwind or upwind frommthe towers.

    if you have done littering from a tall building you'd have known how far wind can carry garbagges.

    at that height not everything you throw out goes down, it sometimes goes up due to warm air convection from the streets below.

    your knowledges of the physical world is elementary.

    The odds of them landing where they did are probably proof enough its a hoax
    it was a full set like a deck of pokemon cards landing stacked all sorted by betabetical order



    After an EXPLOSION and two buildings collapsed, yeah i'm sure a pebble got stuck in the fold of every passport at the same time causing them all to land in a perfect semicircle away from the debris but close enough that "nobody would ask questions"

    It doesn't matter if it's true or not anyways, the entire thing stinks and you can't totally discredit 9/11 trutherism just because you think you understand probabilities and the physical universe better than anyone. WELL AT 9000 DEGREES THE COCKPIT MELTS THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY AFTER I FLY A FULLY LOADED 737 INTO HER LAYING ON HER BACK DOING THE SPLITS BUT IF THE AIR RESISTANCE OF HER QUEEFING IS x PSI THEN IT SHOULD EXPLODE AND THE FRAGMENTS WILL LAND SPELLING OUT THE WORD "NIGGER"

    I'm sure if you stared at the numbers long enough and made enough stories in your head, you could end up with a not totally impossible chance that it could happen the way they said it did.

    Just like you could believe the bad maintenance at Epsteins prison caused a camera to shut down for the exact time it would take to murder him, and the chances of it happening to HIM and not anyone else is pretty insane. Not impossible, but VERY unlikely.

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    how much a 747 weights and if put into car-sized blocks, how many blocks of aluminum would that be,
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