Hi, good evening ladies, gentlemen and them-peoples.
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Welcome to the innaugural episode of Fondling with Vinny, a talkshow where we stick out fingers into any and every issue we could lay our hands on, spread them apart and fondle the shit out of it.
Sometimes literally,
Our first guest for this pilot episode is a well known lazychair military historian and armchair geo-political analyst, Aldra. To night we would be talking to Aldra about a something called 'military doctrine'.
Specifically, what is military doctrine, who wrote it, for whom it was written, why, what purposes do they serve, are they all the same?
Originally posted by aldra
why would you invite me on here to explain something you could find in a dictionary
fuck you
dictionaries require knowing english
Vinny translates from Bongese to English using Weibo
Originally posted by Meikai
he is a cambodian twink named voan vuthy (possibly "van vuthy" im not sure which is correct). he currently works with his 14 year old brother as a "tour guide" by day, and gay prostitute by night. putting his broken english to use as a guide, his job is mainly inviting tourists to his pimp's jungle compound so they can shoot an RPG at a cow for $20 (he receives a 2.5% cut for every sale, but he's so bad at speaking english he mostly relies on his night job to survive). he's also responsible for cleaning up the mess on the rare occasion someone actually understands him and takes him up on the offer, and manually inseminating the cows on his pimp's estate so there's a constant supply of targets.
when his day is done, he's bussed into Krong Siem Reap along with his little brother and sold off for $2 a pop at the brothel his pimp owns. i'm not gonna go into detail on this because i'm not a pedophile, but suffice it to say vinny is a piece of shit for letting his pimp take advantage of his own baby brother like this. actually fucking disgusted when i learned about it, which is why im fine with dropping his dox. fuck him.
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would you like to tell the audiences why, for example, is the russian military doctrine be so and so ?
was it because a long-long time ago a bunch of generals in the russian general stuff (sic) got together on a round table and declared that militarily, "we must do so and so in so and so ways because this is who we are and these are our values !" ?
