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What if your dad was a longshoreman?

  1. 2023-05-04 at 4:10 PM UTC
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    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Would you hate what a loser he was?
  2. 2023-05-04 at 4:13 PM UTC
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    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    my dad is a shortshoreman that works on lake docks, like ferries and stuff, not oceanliners
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  3. 2023-05-04 at 4:18 PM UTC
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Most longshoremen are unionized and make decent money and don't work too often, plus it's a Hella manly job with lots of corruption involved. Have you never seen "on the waterfront?" What's your dad do? Short order cook? Pfff
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  4. 2023-05-04 at 4:19 PM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    many a young maid lost her baubles to his trade
  5. 2023-05-04 at 4:57 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    your dad is a dalit.
  6. 2023-05-04 at 5:11 PM UTC
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    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by D-Bonglord my dad is a shortshoreman that works on lake docks, like ferries and stuff, not oceanliners

    More like longgayman
  7. 2023-05-04 at 5:19 PM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you'd be a longshoreson
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  8. 2023-05-04 at 5:34 PM UTC
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    My dad was an alcoholic loser who hooked up with a fat girl because he couldn't do any better
  9. 2023-05-04 at 6:21 PM UTC
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    itd be cool if his name was steve
  10. 2023-05-04 at 6:22 PM UTC
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    cooler if your last name were "dore" like that one guy "jimmy dore"

    your dad would be steve dore. haha
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  11. 2023-05-04 at 9:12 PM UTC
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    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Steve Adore, cute as fuck
  12. 2023-05-04 at 9:17 PM UTC
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    idk wtf that means and idc
  13. 2023-05-04 at 9:33 PM UTC
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Long dong whoreman
  14. 2023-05-04 at 9:38 PM UTC
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai cooler if your last name were "dore" like that one guy "jimmy dore"

    your dad would be steve dore. haha

    Named after Jimmy Dorison of The Doors
  15. 2023-05-05 at 12:31 AM UTC
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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by D-Bonglord my dad is a shortshoreman that works on lake docks, like ferries and stuff, not oceanliners

    Then you got your noshoremen, who don't even work on a shore.
  16. 2023-05-05 at 1:21 AM UTC
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    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    a long horseman
  17. 2023-05-05 at 1:28 AM UTC
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Meikai cooler if your last name were "dore" like that one guy "jimmy dore"

    your dad would be steve dore. haha

    😏
  18. 2023-05-05 at 1:35 AM UTC
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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    I do believe, my tiger is durrrring it, AGAIN!. When the Schooner hits your eye like a big pizza a pie that's Steeeve - adoreay

    Hold my parrot , and whatcha this while I hustle and muscle and buscle for rank ( driving my Krusty Krab boat with a wooden steering wjeel

    Hold my logic pussle and get ready for you're transverse cullin. Hi I'm Todd Bidet and I'll turn the light on for you, here at Transverse Culligan for over 5 years we've been getting wetted

    Bigly luviscious.

    Welcome TO MY HARBOR, WE ARE MINING DIIIIIAMONDS

    You would either be born a meemaid or a long cool FAGGOT in a black dress

    .

    Now walk the plank and grab those ankles . WORK IT TOOT IT SCOOT IT HOWWIE DOOOOEEER IT


    I'm gonna rank this as my number 1 strangest guest encounter, above the young woman carnival worker with a single tooth who wanted a "fuck ton" of black olives on her sub at 10pm... "no really" she says, "I mean a FUCK TON"... All I could imagine was her playing ring toss with the olives on that one lone tooth, but I digress.
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  19. 2023-05-05 at 9:59 AM UTC
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    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Working on the shore is gay

  20. 2023-05-05 at 10:23 AM UTC
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    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    More like sugar GAY
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