POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
cut the drive time down 2 hrs cuz the dude works closer to the house than he lives so we are gonna meet up at his work tomorrow morning,, if they didnt sell yet
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Chilln in a big comfy chair until it’s time to go .., I worked a different wing than usual tonight and it went by so smoothly because I wasn’t with my usual people I’ve spoiled rotten ❤️
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Chilln in a big comfy chair until it’s time to go .., I worked a different wing than usual tonight and it went by so smoothly because I wasn’t with my usual people I’ve spoiled rotten ❤️
When I think of a big comfy chair I think CHAIRY from Pee wees playhouse. Remember that fucker? CHAIRY? I love it.
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That one time pee was sick, sitting on CHAIRY, and RANDY the puppet bully fuckboi came down from the ceiling and started sneezing and coughing on Pee Wee even though he knew he didn't feel good. So sad.
Just got back from the bar. Hadnt sung karaoke there in forever. Not bragging, but it feels good when mutiple strangers come up and ask you where you play and say that you should be playing with a backing band. Bc im not particularly good at much besides selling drugs, so it feels good when people validate something you love doing, when they have no obligation to.
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In the bubble bath toking and texting with tiff about us joining planet fitness..she’s skinny af but I guess she’s tryna build muscle or something lol
She’s like screw the Y ..she wants me at planet fitness with her
The Y has way better facilities n shit for the price, but the one upside is theyre 24 hrs n cheap.
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Oh yeah n there was a girl i graduated hs with there. Shes a mommynow n i wasnt trying to be weird or anything but it felt good when i sang the first line and she went WHAT THE FUCK n stood up on her chair n started filming from the back.
Nthen everyone clapped n i got the nobel prize for best cock
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Oh yeah n there was a girl i graduated hs with there. Shes a mommynow n i wasnt trying to be weird or anything but it felt good when i sang the first line and she went WHAT THE FUCK n stood up on her chair n started filming from the back.
Nthen everyone clapped n i got the nobel prize for best cock
And some poor fella had to mop up the SEA of vaginal juices after your performance amirite
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