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  1. D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Real American soldiers are trained to aim and shoot using meters pooh.

    that's smart of them,

    metric system gang

    give me an ounce of weed plese oh wait I mean 28 grammes
  2. D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    the metro system
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They should train them to aim and shoot using sights and guns…it would be more effective.

    I bet your dear old mum used to lie and tell you what a clever boy you were when you said stupid shit.
  4. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Real American soldiers are trained to aim and shoot using meters pooh.

    no wonder the last war they won was like 80 years ago.
  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I bet your dear old mum used to lie and tell you what a clever boy you were when you said stupid shit.

    wheres your mom
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I bet your dear old mum used to lie and tell you what a clever boy you were when you said stupid shit.

    I bet yours wish she'd aborted you.
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well the internet guy is spossed to show up today,, 3 days after the rain took out the internet,, guess what,, it started working this am,, wanna bety they knew it would fix itsself if they postponed the visit till the rain stopped, cant find the problem if it dried out before they showed up to find the issue. roommate update,, this nigga done lost his shit,, he has totally lost his routine he now looks for the war room on the wrong channels,, he still remembers his numbers and that he smokes and drinks lots of coffee, but no cooking on his own no cleaning no feeding the animals no fire building no going to bed at 8 pm and getting up at 4 am, he has also stopped talking unless asked a question then I get a yup or an Oh, or ok,, wierd thing is his knee pain is gone and his back doesnt seem to be hurting , his headaches are gone.

    I'm a bit freaked out over this decline.
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Dammit Rick ❤️
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  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    he isn't upset at all.

    I'm wondering when he won't be able to stay home alone, at least he won't have to keep the fire going this summer,, next winter is gonna be difficult, I'm looking at alternate heating systems in case he is still around, I told him he has a home till he cant handle his own poopy cuz I aint dealin with that shit,, we had that conversation a couple of months ago when I started noticing his decline.
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  11. "I love you, but I will NOT wipe your ass. Sorry."
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    If it gets worse Poley see if he qualifies to get an in-home care aid ❤️
  13. I'd tie two broom handles together and duck tape a warm, wet rag on the end.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    WTH 😭
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by CandyRein If it gets worse Poley see if he qualifies to get an in-home care aid ❤️

    are you looking for work?
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Hell no .. you not getting a two for one .. next thing you know you’ll be having me brush your dentures and cooking for you…
  17. Originally posted by CandyRein Hell no .. you not getting a two for one .. next thing you know you’ll be having me brush your dentures and cooking for you…

    coffee, tea, me ...
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Winning…like the winner that I am…❤️

    *floats off into clouds*

    ☁️
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  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT he isn't upset at all.

    I'm wondering when he won't be able to stay home alone, at least he won't have to keep the fire going this summer,, next winter is gonna be difficult, I'm looking at alternate heating systems in case he is still around, I told him he has a home till he cant handle his own poopy cuz I aint dealin with that shit,, we had that conversation a couple of months ago when I started noticing his decline.

    Your a damn good friend POLECAT!
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  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Snapping an upskirt picture.
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