Imagine instead of...

1. 2017-05-20 at 8:31 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   hooker alley....
   
   hooker VALLEY
   
   The valley of hookers.
   
   
2. 2017-05-20 at 8:33 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   One day, I'll have the balls to get a hooker :-)
3. 2017-05-20 at 8:36 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   dont do it man it was the biggest mistake of my life I just wanted tech, worst sex ever and I could not get her to leave. And she broke a meth pipe on the floor
4. 2017-05-20 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #4
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Actor One day, I'll have the funds to get a hooker :-)

   
   Your autocorrect sucks so I fixed it.
   
   Sorry...
5. 2017-05-20 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #5
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump

   
   damn, I'd sure have some fun with red pants.
   
   
   
   
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6. 2017-05-20 at 8:56 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   shorts*
7. 2017-05-20 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   shorts*
8. 2017-05-20 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #8
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Red shorts is a disgusting euro trash piece. Amazing people like fucking those things
9. 2017-05-20 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You're eurotrash.
10. 2017-05-20 at 9:42 PM UTC

    #10
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mean if you're into heavily faked happy porn by all means do it to it. I don't play the euro porn game.