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i met this ukrianian chick last night

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    shes 17 and i feel shes fresking old for some reaosn like i passed up so kany girls yesterday and didnt have the balls to talk to the age i like.
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    🤣
  3. #3
    When does your allowance come through and what's the first thing you're going to buy.
  4. #4
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    around the tenth.
  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    im barley scraping by now due to my overspending habits and buying mefodrome a few times.
  6. #6
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i still cant believe i saw litersl tweens yesterdsy on thwt shit who ignored me or wouldnt do anything for it or in fsct looked supsicious of me for simply walking behind them. like you could put a fucking young prostitue in front of me and shed fuck everyone including some fst fuck and not me. makes no sens eor maybe they only fuck delaers they know for it or simply bum off people and domt have to fuck like chicks in other countries for it?
  7. #7
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    shed be my type now not when i was in hs doe

    https://youtube.com/shorts/LVNyTdYoX2w?feature=share
  8. #8
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    if she sounds significantly older than 17

    she probably is

    duh
  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what do you guys fink she by the way just asked me how old i am adter i also sent her a pic to rmeind her of me. what should i answer? star trek?

  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    RAPE HER!
  11. #11
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    sucks for you -- nigger
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    how would you answer steros? the truth or minus 10 yrs off ur real age?
  13. #13
    When they ask how old you are just say $13.6 million.
  14. #14
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    damm here we go again guys. she now says she has. abf and csn only talk no meeting.
  15. #15
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    should i ask about her one yr younger sister if shes free?
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Wariat damm here we go again guys. she now says she has. abf and csn only talk no meeting.

    They all say that till you wave the Zloties.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Damn it Wariat when you going to listen to Jiggs advice. You have an advantage over probably 90% of guys in Poland, nice free income and all the free time you want.
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