BREAKING NEWS ! - MAJOR UKRAINIAN COUNTER OFFENSIVE STARTED !!!

1. 2023-05-01 at 2:13 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   countdown begins T: -12:00:00
   
   this section will be updated as soon as we have more information.
2. 2023-05-01 at 3:44 AM UTC

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   kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
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   • Cowboy2013
3. 2023-05-01 at 5:47 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   MASSIVE wave of Russian bombs and missiles, 20-30 bombers in the air
   
   
   
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   • Cowboy2013
4. 2023-05-01 at 5:50 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   probably in response to that drone attack that hit oil storage at Sevastopol and/or the cross-border attacks at Belgorod
5. 2023-05-01 at 5:55 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   
   Pavlograd
   
   target was a train junction/depot, and there were enormous secondary explosions so seems likely that weapons were being stored and transported there
6. 2023-05-01 at 6:17 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
7. 2023-05-01 at 6:48 AM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   I think another nuke standoff cold war is coming that will thrust us into this alien space war bullshit
8. 2023-05-01 at 2:14 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by aldra
   
   Pavlograd
   
   target was a train junction/depot, and there were enormous secondary explosions so seems likely that weapons were being stored and transported there

   
   
   
   strikes hit the train depot and a chemical plant that was adjacent
   
   Ukraine claims that no munitions were destroyed, only chemicals and solid fuel for ICBMs
   
   Russia claims they hit multiple S-300 units being prepared and an ammo stockpile for same
9. 2023-05-01 at 2:24 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   UPDATE: COUNTER OFFENSIVE HAS BEEN DELAYED DUE TO ILL WEATHER ...
10. 2023-05-01 at 3:17 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
11. 2023-05-01 at 3:27 PM UTC

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    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    Rasputitsa strikes again
    
    
12. 2023-05-01 at 6:40 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I say Caruthers...are you chaps at the back pulling your weight?
    
    

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord

13. 2023-05-03 at 1:28 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny UPDATE: COUNTER OFFENSIVE HAS BEEN DELAYED DUE TO ILL WEATHER …

    
    specifically, climate change is responsible for the major counter offensive delay
    
    

    "But for the moment, they are barely moving forward, stalled not by ferocious Russian attacks, but by an enemy no less tenacious: the viscous central Ukrainian mud," The New York Times wrote Monday. A Ukrainian officer interviewed by the Times acknowledged that "Until the weather improves, there will be no counteroffensive." This is because: "the vehicles will get stuck and then what will we do if the shooting starts?"
    
    The report further describes why Ukraine is holding off in saying, "Deep and black, with a consistency similar to a mixture of cookie dough and wet cement, the spring mud is one obstacle that the Ukrainian military, for all its ingenuity, finds difficult to overcome." Further "It jams weapons and steals the boots from soldiers’ feet. Wheels and treads spin and spin, only digging military vehicles deeper into the mire."

    
    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/01/world/europe/ukraine-mud-counteroffensive-weapons.html
14. 2023-05-03 at 1:31 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    WHILE MAJOR OFFENSIVE HAS BEEN DELAYED, MINOR OFFENSES HAS BEGUN:
    
    [video]https://twitter.com/i/status/1653737633091293184[/video]
15. 2023-05-03 at 1:39 PM UTC

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    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
16. 2023-05-03 at 1:43 PM UTC

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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    oh, everyones ready for a fresh round of alien shit? good
17. 2023-05-03 at 1:52 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by RIPtotse I think another nuke standoff cold war is coming that will thrust us into this alien space war bullshit

    
    There will be a fake alien invasion next year.
18. 2023-05-25 at 4:25 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    COMING SOON THIS JUNE
19. 2023-05-25 at 4:48 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    So dumb
20. 2023-05-25 at 7:49 PM UTC

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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    FUCK ME HARDER