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110 Years for Selling Bottle Openers

  1. 2023-04-27 at 2:29 PM UTC
    #1
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/youtuber-guilty-selling-metal-cards-doj-says-are-machine-guns
    https://archive.is/Z0QDn


    guy was selling AR-15 full auto conversion kits laser-cut into bottle openers. lol.
  2. 2023-04-27 at 2:37 PM UTC
    #2
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Meanwhile there are actual murderers who get 25yrs.
  3. 2023-04-27 at 2:59 PM UTC
    #3
    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    i just break bottles and stab people with the sharp end
  4. 2023-04-27 at 3:04 PM UTC
    #4
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    come on aldra.

    you know as well as i do those arent bottle oppeners.
  5. 2023-04-27 at 3:04 PM UTC
    #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    they don't open bottles?
  6. 2023-04-27 at 3:06 PM UTC
    #6
    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    assault bottles
  7. 2023-04-27 at 3:13 PM UTC
    #7
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra they don't open bottles?

    everything, when used correctly, open bottles.

    doesnt make then all bottle oppeners.
  8. 2023-04-27 at 3:13 PM UTC
    #8
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny come on aldra.

    you know as well as i do those arent bottle oppeners.

    I bet most purchasers bought them as novelty bottle openers...

    "Dude look at me bottle opener...it's really a conversion kit for an AR-15!"

    "Um you don't have an AR-15"

    "errr I know but it's cool though isn't it"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. 2023-04-27 at 7:35 PM UTC
    #9
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don’t need this. All I buy are plastic bottles.
  10. 2023-04-27 at 7:47 PM UTC
    #10
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    americans are fucking retarded. sick in the head.
  11. 2023-04-27 at 8:08 PM UTC
    #11
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat americans are fucking retarded. sick in the head.

    Even the 16yr old blonde ones that like licking older Polish men's bungholes?
  12. 2023-04-27 at 8:12 PM UTC
    #12
    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    I bet he doesn't even go to prison over this, the news report says

    Gun dealer Matthew Hoover, who operated the CRS Firearms channel, was found "guilty of conspiring to transfer unregistered machine gun conversion devices that they referred to as "Auto Key Cards,"" the Department of Justice wrote in a press release. He was convicted of four counts of transferring unregistered machine gun conversion devices and faces 45 years in jail.

    Ervin faces a maximum penalty of 110 years in federal prison. Sentencing for the two is scheduled for July 31.

  13. 2023-04-28 at 12:02 AM UTC
    #13
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Wariat americans are fucking retarded. sick in the head.

    Can't say I disagree.
  14. 2023-04-28 at 12:04 AM UTC
    #14
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I have one that actually works as intended but I don't use it ever since my $150 seatbelt ticket
  15. 2023-04-28 at 12:10 AM UTC
    #15
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    $150 ticket for not wearing a seatbelt? LOL.
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