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  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    that at my age i have erectile penis dysfunction. due to so many years of all dsy long masturbationa nd porna nd th alcohol.
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  2. #2
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Posting in a limp dick pedo's thread
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  3. #3
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    like literwlly they treat me like shit or quit talking to me or act rude just because my dick wont stay up. its like i feel i am just a big dildo or sex machine for women and if i fsil it they trest me like qbsolute garbage.
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  4. #4
    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    helladamgay''

    Originally posted by Wariat like literwlly they treat me like shit or quit talking to me or act rude just because my dick wont stay up. its like i feel i am just a big dildo or sex machine for women and if i fsil it they trest me like qbsolute garbage.

    ahahahahah
  5. #5
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well if you cant get it up enough to please a female creature whats the point of going on
  6. #6
    *12 year old smoking a cigarette as wariat takes off his underwear*



    “lol. The fuck im supposed to do with that?”
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  7. #7
    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    THEY WONT EVEN LICK MY ASS WTF
  8. #8
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    perhaps, or probably it smelled like shit
  9. #9
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm pretty sure I also have erectile dysfunction. Because of masturbation and porn, but no alcohol.
  10. #10
    cigreting Dark Matter
    mush dik fred 😂
  11. #11
    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    Ive had this happen on amphetamines a lot

    I just slap the woman around to assert my dominance and go play video games instead because ol' sparky ain't gonna work. Also to quote my hero Project Pat

    "If I don't smoke then I ain't smilin
    I ain't eatin I ain't sleepin
    And I ain't fuckin wit no broads
    If I ain't weeded
    Can't let em stress my mind
    I'll get wit ya'll later when I get high"
  12. #12
    Wariat, why don't you invest in a $1 cock ring?
  13. #13
    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    What does that do
  14. #14
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wariat, why don't you invest in a $1 cock ring?

    Third-cock cock ring. Instead of a “second-hand” cock ring.
  15. #15
    Get some viagra and quit yer bellyachin!
  16. #16
    cigreting Dark Matter
    fuck a ring get some duct tape
  17. #17
    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    the only ring wariat wants is his sphincter ring being licked like a totse roll
  18. #18
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting fuck a ring get some duct tape

    I've used hair ties
  19. #19
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "why can't I find girls who are just interested in degenerate fucking like in porn, it's not fair"

    "why is this girl not interested in me when I can't fuck, it's not fair"
  20. #20
    Bradley Black Hole
    OT: its almost like god doesn't want you to fuck kids
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