I've had the most exciting five days of my life.

1. 2023-04-25 at 10:57 AM UTC

   #41
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Hows school goin tho
   
   Or a job
   
   Im tired of paying taxes for ur ass
2. 2023-04-25 at 10:58 AM UTC

   #42
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by aldra no
   
   learn algebra nigga

   
   
   
   this here is my problem solver
3. 2023-04-25 at 11:01 AM UTC

   #43
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Math is so annoying and i can do it but i have to give it.like 110% focus. Like i barely made it to calculus and spent loads of time in the math lab
   
   But i wish i was good at math its like free money. Both my brothers are math dudes, physics degrees and electrical engineering degrees
   
   Hopefully i pass the lsat in a few semesters after i get my batchelors
4. 2023-04-25 at 12:58 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   Brad you should really try a good mood stabilizer med like Vraylar, I take it and it keeps me from going totally off the wall
5. 2023-04-25 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #45
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   el zebra is ghay
6. 2023-04-26 at 2:14 PM UTC

   #46
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley Hey everyone update I be living life doing the same shit. I found it in Florida these gangsters just fire into the air to scare you. Nigga once I learned that I just stand and deliver. I got a black girlfriend and this whiteboy who wants to be my boyfriend and hates my girlfriend. I kinda hate my girlfriend because she doesn't like when I speak Spanish to my friends, on the phone etc. It isn't the chubby black girl, that wasn't for me after about a week plus she always wants to eat like 3 times a day I'm like BITCH! No wonder lol.
   
   Now everyone I'm fucking with is in good shape, I do yoga every other day and sprints on the off days. I got more weapons! I live in the fourth most expensive city in the USA in a two bedroom, I pay like 200$ in food lol
   
   
   I've had a lot worse situations than this. My eye still hurts from when I got hurt. I bought a new Fossil watch.
   
   I'm hustling up enough to consider making a down payment on a house. Haven't had to shoot or cut anyone for a couple semanes. I'm moving out the ghetto in like a month, gonna go somewhere exciting.
   
   
   @MM I am slightly larger than a 16ounce tall boy beer can. I don't measure my penis with a ruler that's something you do once as a child and not every week as an adult hoping things improved.
   
   Hope everyone is doing well, I'll be back later

   
   Good to hear you're doing well, Bradley. You sound like you live an adventurous life; beats wage-slaving everyday but it seems more or less like a temporary thing. Can't really do that for long unless you got $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
   
   Also, I just looked it up and it says this: "A 16 oz beer can is typically 8.3 inches tall." So you're likely around 8.5" and yeah from now on you will be called Daddy Long Dick.
   
   
   Objections? No? Ok. Good!
7. 2023-04-26 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #47
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Good to hear you're doing well, Bradley. You sound like you live an adventurous life; beats wage-slaving everyday but it seems more or less like a temporary thing. Can't really do that for long unless you got $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
   
   Also, I just looked it up and it says this: "A 16 oz beer can is typically 8.3 inches tall." So you're likely around 8.5" and yeah from now on you will be called Daddy Long Dick.
   
   
   Objections? No? Ok. Good!

   
   Dont encourage him
8. 2023-04-26 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #48
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   So how's your 9-to-5 life, RIP?
9. 2023-04-26 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #49
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
10. 2023-04-26 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #50
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    This video is age-restricted and only available on YouTube.
11. 2023-04-26 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #51
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fucking youtube
    
    changed
12. 2023-04-26 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #52
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra fucking youtube
    
    changed

    
    LOL wtf is that show.
13. 2023-04-26 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #53
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    That was funny.
14. 2023-04-26 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #54
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Frisky Dingo, by the same people who made Archer
    
    was way weirder
15. 2023-04-26 at 3:02 PM UTC

    #55
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I thought it was from Archer. I’m going to see if I can find the episodes online then I’m gonna watch it.