Folks I run a nature trail every morning for 30 minutes

1. 2023-04-25 at 11:37 PM UTC

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   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
   Folks it's like a muscular tank is crashing through the forest about to challenge a bison or some shit
2. 2023-04-26 at 1:13 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Why don't you walk it instead?
3. 2023-04-26 at 2:09 AM UTC

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   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
   Because it's slower
4. 2023-04-26 at 1:10 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   That makes sense.
5. 2023-04-26 at 1:21 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Fungi Forays are great in the morning, that's when all the fungi mycelium fruit. I used to go on an organized Fungi Foray back in England with a little mushroom basket and semi erection.
6. 2023-04-26 at 1:31 PM UTC

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   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
   I actually challenge bison
7. 2023-04-26 at 1:49 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I also learned that the hair leading up from the pubic area to the belly button is called a happy trail.
8. 2023-04-26 at 1:50 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I also learned that the hair leading up from the pubic area to the belly button is called a happy trail.

   
   No, it's only called the happy trail if you follow it DOWN from the belly button, not up.
   
   ..and of course if a "woman" has a happy trail you're likely not going to be very happy when you reach the destination...
9. 2023-04-26 at 1:58 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, it's only called the happy trail if you follow it DOWN from the belly button, not up.
   
   ..and of course if a "woman" has a happy trail you're likely not going to be very happy when you reach the destination…

   
   I actually like it on women. I think it's kinda hot.
10. 2023-04-26 at 1:58 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Not kinda. But quite. Also, thanks for correcting me.
11. 2023-04-26 at 2:14 PM UTC

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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Shut the fuck up u incel u prolly think anythings hot if it has a fuxking vagina
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12. 2023-04-26 at 2:16 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Why are you so upset?
13. 2023-04-26 at 2:16 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fungi Forays are great in the morning, that's when all the fungi mycelium fruit. I used to go on an organized Fungi Foray back in England with a little mushroom basket and semi erection.

    
    wat
14. 2023-04-26 at 3:51 PM UTC

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    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fungi Forays are great in the morning, that's when all the fungi mycelium fruit. I used to go on an organized Fungi Foray back in England with a little mushroom basket and semi erection.

    
    Like drug mushrooms or food mushrooms
15. 2023-04-26 at 3:51 PM UTC

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    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fungi Forays are great in the morning, that's when all the fungi mycelium fruit. I used to go on an organized Fungi Foray back in England with a little mushroom basket and semi erection.

    
    me too

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Not magic mushrooms. Morchella's/Morels
    
    Most fun I've ever had in my life. This is the ancestral home of my people, my body is PERFECTLY built for this.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

16. 2023-04-26 at 3:52 PM UTC

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    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord I actually challenge bison

    
    There are enough bison in my region but I am ready
17. 2023-04-26 at 5:33 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    il cum on ur bison
18. 2023-04-26 at 5:35 PM UTC

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    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    you administer a nature trail? who runs it after 30 minutes?
19. 2023-04-26 at 7:56 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Like drug mushrooms or food mushrooms

    
    Officially food mushrooms but obviously there was some illicit mushrooming.
20. 2023-04-26 at 8:50 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by cigreting il cum on ur bison

    
    You called me an incel but you're going to fuck an animal? Irony.