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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I met a chick at the pub me and Star Trek hung out who is 26 and has huge tits like boobs bonkers and a pretty wide ass. not super skin or thin but not bad looking. dark hair.it was funny how she kept trying to suck my limp dick to get it hard and I had to keep pissing the booze and methadone away before it finally started to get slightly hard but not long enough for me to pound her form behind doggy style like she wanted but at least she was able to ride it a bit.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wariat I met a chick at the pub me and Star Trek hung out who is 26 and has huge tits like boobs bonkers and a pretty wide ass. not super skin or thin but not bad looking. dark hair.it was funny how she kept trying to suck my limp dick to get it hard and I had to keep pissing the booze and methadone away before it finally started to get slightly hard but not long enough for me to pound her form behind doggy style like she wanted but at least she was able to ride it a bit.

  3. #3
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol wariat thinks hes on methadone

    Ive never hoped someone dies as much as i do for you
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's probably just autocorrect, he doesn't usually spell anything right

    which is funny because he has a journalism degree
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    shold hav given her mpehedrone and shovd the bottl up her ass
  6. #6
    any ass licking?
  7. #7
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Can’t relate.
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    why do you want to sex when your dick doesnt.
  9. #9
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    My ass still hurts.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why do you want to sex when your dick doesnt.

    Your sex drive isn't driven by your dick.
  11. #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i kept trying to get her to lick the ass as she hinted she would or i could get her to when i kept mentioning it ealrier but she rucking wouldnt do it or kept backing out.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she looks diff than thst pic tho. more curves and bigger tits now. like she had huge fucking tits but they werent super perky or perfect i mean.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Die plz
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    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Wariat i kept trying to get her to lick the ass as she hinted she would or i could get her to when i kept mentioning it ealrier but she rucking wouldnt do it or kept backing out.

    heey you know what they say about licked asses
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    You're not leaving the pix up long enough wariat, some of us have to work you know.
  17. #17
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol wariat thinks hes on methadone

    Ive never hoped someone dies as much as i do for you

    rough crowd tonight
  18. #18
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by D-Bonglord heey you know what they say about licked asses

    I don't. What is it they say?
  19. #19
    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    I had a clever retort but I forgot it :(
  20. #20
    Originally posted by D-Bonglord heey you know what they say about licked asses

    A licked ass a day keeps the wariat hap-pay!
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