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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Sudo You shouldn't need validation but it's gotta be hard going that long. I guess not having a reference point for otherwise other than second hand comparison probably makes it easier but I hope you and cigreting can experience emotional intimacy, sexual or otherwise, with a woman sometime soon. Shit is good for your soul. Bitches ain't shit etc but it's still the way of the world

    Thanks Sudo. I'm definitely not in a rush. I want to find the right person. And this is proving to be a daunting task. Plus together with my demisexual nature it's hard to become desperate for a woman so it's more of a blessing, really. Thanks!
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Thanks Sudo. I'm definitely not in a rush. I want to find the right person. And this is proving to be a daunting task. Plus together with my demisexual nature it's hard to become desperate for a woman so it's more of a blessing, really. Thanks!

    Who tf is the "right person" and why does that matter? Are you some fair unspoiled maiden waiting for a kiss from prince charming to awaken you from your slumber or something? Either way after so long you're going to be disappointed, just rip the band aid off and be done with it. The best thing for you would be a seasoned and understanding middle aged prostitute who's "seen it all" and finds your naivete adorable. Waiting for Some Disney fantasy girl to deflower you is extremely fake and overwhelmingly gay. As soon as you get it over with you'll feel silly for putting so much emphasis on it.

    Idk your pretty hard into the incel culture so I'm sure you have plenty of rhetoric to justify your continued incelldom, just know it's only holding you back
  3. The Neanderthal men would just club the woman over the head and drag her back to his cave. Times were a lot simpler back then.
  4. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Neanderthal men would just club the woman over the head and drag her back to his cave. Times were a lot simpler back then.

    This still works well, btw

    don't forget the duct tape
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Sudo Who tf is the "right person" and why does that matter? Are you some fair unspoiled maiden waiting for a kiss from prince charming to awaken you from your slumber or something? Either way after so long you're going to be disappointed, just rip the band aid off and be done with it. The best thing for you would be a seasoned and understanding middle aged prostitute who's "seen it all" and finds your naivete adorable. Waiting for Some Disney fantasy girl to deflower you is extremely fake and overwhelmingly gay. As soon as you get it over with you'll feel silly for putting so much emphasis on it.

    Idk your pretty hard into the incel culture so I'm sure you have plenty of rhetoric to justify your continued incelldom, just know it's only holding you back

    I mean I am a unique case even in the incel community. I more or less choose to be in my current predicament. I am not going to go against our religious beliefs and values by having sex with a stranger whether paid for it or not. If I wanted to do that I could have done it a long time ago. Whoever I get married to will be the right person. So obviously prostitutes and hookups are out of the question.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    It’s more difficult this way but it’s the best.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Neanderthal men would just club the woman over the head and drag her back to his cave. Times were a lot simpler back then.

    I am glad we have progressed since that.
  8. Originally posted by Michael Myers I am glad we have progressed since that.

    Yes, we use tire irons now and drag them into the van.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, we use tire irons now and drag them into the van.

    Or we use candy to lure them into the van.
  10. Originally posted by Michael Myers Or we use candy to lure them into the van.

    I highly doubt Candy would participate in the entrapment.
  11. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I highly doubt Candy would participate in the entrapment.

    I disagree, she seems like a real "trapper" to me that could hold down a block

  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    With all that money he didnt even bother to get a new eye? Thats dumb.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I highly doubt Candy would participate in the entrapment.

    You talk as if they were given a choice..
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