have any of you

1. 2023-04-23 at 6:41 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   ever been like a father figure or dad and lover wt the same time to a chick? like being with a chick 20 yrs younger than you? how did it feel like?
2. 2023-04-23 at 7:46 PM UTC

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   Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
   yes
   
   wait i'm like 30
3. 2023-04-23 at 7:47 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm a 27 year old dateless virgin. No I have not sir.
4. 2023-04-23 at 7:53 PM UTC

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   Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
   20 years younger the only way the girl would be 16 years old is if you are 36 and there are no 16 year old girls with 36 year old dads
5. 2023-04-23 at 8:42 PM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   I heard wariat has a micropenis thats why hes always being a diaper sniffer
6. 2023-04-23 at 11:15 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix 20 years younger the only way the girl would be 16 years old is if you are 36 and there are no 16 year old girls with 36 year old dads

   
   16 year old girls with 36 year old dads do exist but mainly outside of Europe/America.
7. 2023-04-23 at 11:15 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by RIPtotse I heard wariat has a micropenis thats why hes always being a diaper sniffer

   
   Really?
8. 2023-04-24 at 1:52 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat ever been like a father figure or dad and lover wt the same time to a chick? like being with a chick 20 yrs younger than you? how did it feel like?

   
   Exwife #2 was 14yrs my junior and always called me "daddy" she was also very "teen" like mentally due to lots of childhood trauma etc, her dad died when she was young and her mom was a basket case...she acted like she was 16 most of the time.
   
   I would constantly tell her not to call me "daddy" when we were out in public but most of the time she couldn't help herself. Most people thought she was my daughter at first. I remember buying a new phone and she was yelling across the store while I was talking to the AT&T guy "Daddy, look at this one"...and he said "Does your daughter need a phone too?" I said "she's not my daughter"...and he said "Alllriggght".
   
   It was a bit tiresome really after the initial nob boost. It was literally like living with a child.
   
   Still, I didn't marry her for her brains...
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • cigreting
9. 2023-04-24 at 3:33 PM UTC

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   Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Still, I didn't marry her for her brains…

   
   that's probably why shes an ex now
10. 2023-04-24 at 3:35 PM UTC

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    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    Sorry not sorry ladies but you can be the hottest girl at the party but unless you are down to play video games and snort cocaine you will NEVER have a guy like me,
    
    I neeed a high class intellectual lady with a head of fire and legs that go on for miles, a vixen, a femenine fatal
11. 2023-04-24 at 5:30 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I think you mean a “femme fatale.”
12. 2023-04-24 at 5:56 PM UTC

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    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    a butch fatale
    
    
13. 2023-04-24 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #13
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Bitchy femme.